Uncircumcised Jokes
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Why are uncircumcised people loners?
Because they're complete d**....
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Jokes about uncircumcised d**......
They just don't cut it.
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[Starwars] How can you tell Luke is Uncircumcised?
Because he has Force Kin.
What do you call an uncircumcised sequel?
Gentilemanji
What did the uncircumcised businessman say before he went to the bathroom?
"We're going to be having some rollbacks"
I tried to convert to Judaism, but they rejected me when they found out I was uncircumcised.
I guess I just didn't make the cut.
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What did the uncircumcised man say during confession?
Forgive me father fore I have skinned
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WWI and its sequel...
WWII bigger better and uncircumcised
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Ten years ago I was in elementary school.
I was uncircumcised and a kid noticed while in the bathroom. Later that day, a group of children wanted to see it for themselves, so I pulled it out and showed them. One of them said my pee pee was different and wanted to touch it. Thought "why not?" and they began pulling back my f**... and touching the head. It felt so nice, I was in bliss. My pee pee began to get bigger and one of the girls started screaming. The Dean came in and quickly took everyone away and began to yell at me. Eventually parents were informed about the case.
That was the end of my teaching career.
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