Uncertainty Jokes
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Laugh away your worries with these Heisenberg uncertainty jokes! From witty word play to woof-worthy puns, we've got the perfect treatment for suspenseful situations. Read our article to discover more!
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Japanese Banking Crisis
Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.
In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.
Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.
Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.
How many physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Assuming it takes place in a vacuum, approximating the lightbulb as a point particle, Assuming it takes place at precisely 300 K, and ignoring the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle: π/3
My favorite gift to give is uncertainty
Or is it?
Happy birthday.
A cop car pulls over Heisenberg as he's driving on the highway...
Officer: Do you know how fast you were going sir?
Heisenberg: No, but I know where I am.
Officer: Well, you were going EXACTLY 100 mph.
Heisenberg: Great! Now I'm lost!
Shout-out to my physics professor for making the Heisenberg uncertainty principle less boring today.
This recent question was presented to a German national:
'What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany? Uncertainty or indifference?' He answered: 'I don't know and I don't care!'
Heisenberg and marriage
If you want proof that discredits Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. Just go for a drive with an old married couple. She will tell him where he is, how that is wrong and how fast he is going all in the same breath.
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