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Funniest Uncertain Short Jokes

Short uncertain jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The uncertain humour may include short unsure jokes also.

  1. If you are planning on opening a clock/watch repair shop, I've got the perfect name for it... Uncertain Times
  2. The journalist asked, "Excuse me, is it true that quantum computing could spell the end of civilization as we know it?" The scientist replied:
    "Yes ... and no. It's a bit uncertain."
  3. I asked my bookshop if they had a book on Werner Heisenberg. The shop assistant said "In principle we do, but I'm uncertain".
  4. I was listening to Uncertain Smile from The The. Man, I love that band... ...They are the genuine article.

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Uncertain One Liners

Which uncertain one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with uncertain? I can suggest the ones about undecided and unpredictable.

  1. What do you call an uncertain beach? I'm not shore.
  2. Schrödinger and Heisenberg walk into a bar... But maybe they don't. I'm uncertain.
  3. What did the uncertain, Amish philosopher say? I think, therefore I am-ish...
  4. Are you addicted to being uncertain? ...maybe...
  5. What's an uncertain dyslexic person's favourite band? E.R.M.
  6. walter white confirmed the breaking bad film heisenberg is no more uncertain about it
  7. What do you call an uncertain insect today? A May bee.
  8. What is a statistician's favorite beverage? Uncertain-tea
  9. Roger Federer Has a really uncertain surname
  10. Why do people call me uncertain? Because I'm not quite sure.
  11. The uncertain pirate replied... ..."Arrr maybe!"
  12. What currency do you pay with when the weather is uncertain? With the Rainmaybe!

Uncertain joke, What currency do you pay with when the weather is uncertain?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about uncertain can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of uncertain puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Uncertain Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about uncertain you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hesitant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make uncertain prank.

The Elusive Midget Nun

Two Eskimos, a big one and a little one, walk up to the convent door. The big one nudges the little one and says, Go ahead, knock on the door, knock on the door.
The Mother Superior answers the door. Again, the big Eskimo nudges the little one and says, Go ahead, ask her the question, ask her the question.
The little Eskimo timidly says, May we speak with the midget nun that lives here please?
The Mother Superior answers, There are no midget nuns living here.
The big Eskimo starts nudging the little one again and says, Go ahead, ask her the other question, ask her the other question.
The little Eskimo asks in a quavering voice, Well, are there any midget nuns in Alaska?
The Mother Superior responds uncertainly, I know most of the nuns in Alaska and I don't believe so.
With this the big Eskimo falls down and rolls on the ground, clutching his belly as he laughs uncontrollably. See, he says to the little Eskimo, I told you that you s**... a penguin!

Either way, the results are not good

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'

'Mrs. Sanders, please.'

'Speaking.'

'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'

'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for h**.... We can't tell which is which.'

'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders.

'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.'

'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'

'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.'

I took an AP Physics test today and finished early, so I wrote this joke in the test booklet out of boredom

Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving along when they get pulled over.
The police officer asks them if they know how fast they were going.
Heisenberg says, "I'm uncertain."
The officer then asks for them to open the trunk, and they oblige.
"Did you know there is a dead cat in your trunk?" the officer asks incredulously.
"I do now!" Schrodinger replies.

Rorschach humor

Heard joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.

An uncertain person rubs a lantern and the genie appears and says "Get on with it."

"uh, I wish I knew how this worked."
"ok, I wish I hadn't wasted that wish."
"uh I wish I knew how this worked."
...

Man goes to The Circus of Pagliacci

He doesn't laugh. At the end of the show Pagliacci ask him why he didn't laugh. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Pagliacci says, 'I think you should see a doctor.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But Pagliacci… I am doctor.'

[OC] My poor friend Dave got 3 wishes from a Genie today.

He always wanted loads of money, but instead he spoke to the Genie and said, "I wish for people to be uncertain. Secondly, I also wish to change my name."
I haven't seen him in a while but I think he's Rich now.

Uncertain joke, What do you call an uncertain insect today?

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