Uncanny Jokes
19 uncanny jokes and hilarious uncanny puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about uncanny that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Uncanny Short Jokes
Short uncanny jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The uncanny humour may include short eerie jokes also.
- Did you hear about the robot that looks eerily like Evil Knievel? He's doing a motorcycle jump over the uncanny valley.
- I went to visit my old friend frankenstein's monster as we were talking I said, "It's just uncanny, you have your mothers eyes."
he smiled and replied, "yes, but she didn't need them anymore"
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Uncanny One Liners
Which uncanny one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with uncanny? I can suggest the ones about mysterious and surreal.
- I opened a can of expired beans It let out an uncanny smell.
- Have you seen my impression of a tin opener? It's uncanny.
- Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test? Because the resemblance was uncanny.
- I onece visited the Heinz Beans factory It was a very uncanny experience
- Why were the sodas jealous of the success of the water bottle? because it was uncanny
- They should make a new superhero movie Starring Bruce Jenner as the Uncanny X-man
- Bottled beer is uncanny.
- I plan on opening a s**... robot brothel... It'll be called "The Uncanny Valley"
Rib-Tickling Uncanny Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about uncanny you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spooky jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make uncanny pranks.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
The resemblance was uncanny!
A newlywed man was in the garage working on his motorcycle. His new wife came out of the house and watched him work for a few minutes before saying, Now that we are married, you should probably sell that motorcycle.
The man's face went pale and he looked as if he might throw up.
Are you okay? Whats the matter? begged his wife.
He managed to get control of himself. For a minute there, you sounded like my ex-wife.
Your ex-wife? the woman exclaimed. You never told me that you were married before!
I wasn't, he said.
