Unborn Jokes
49 unborn jokes and hilarious unborn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unborn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Unborn Short Jokes
Short unborn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unborn humour may include short baby born jokes also.
- What do you call it when my girlfriend kills 250 million unborn children A Swallocaust. I'm not proud of myself.
- We should start calling the planet "unborn baby" maybe then republicans would want to save it.
- Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common?
A: Both their moms are going to kill them! - My wife and I are betting on the gender of our unborn child If she wins, she gets a daugther.....
(True story actually) - What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common? They're both thinking, "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
- Two unborn twins are talking to each other - Look, our father is coming.
- No, that's our uncle
- How can you tell?
- Uncle always wears coat. - I'm going out of this world the way I came in it... Inside a drunk college drop out covered in the blood of an unborn twin.
- What does a teenager and her unborn baby have in common? They both think their mom is going to kill them.
- I think my wife wanted to tell me that our unborn daughter would once become a beauty queen. BTW: Does any of you guys know where Carriage lies?
- Our family is so progressive that... Our family is so progressive that our unborn child is trans.
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Unborn One Liners
Which unborn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unborn? I can suggest the ones about newborn and unconscious.
- What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry? Fetus.
- What do you call unborn twins? Wombmates.
- I'm going to name my unborn son "Newton" He's going to be an absolute unit!
- I don't like trying to contact our unborn child. But my wife gets a kick out of it.
- What do you call an unborn rabbit? An ingrown hare.
- What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other? Fetus
- My gym just sold me a lifetime gym membership for our unborn baby. I hope it works out.
- What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure? A defetus
- What did the hungry unborn babies say? Feed us! Feed us!
- Cry, the beloved country, for the unborn ape that is the inheritor of our fear.
- What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage
- Why can't you fool an unborn fetus? It wasn't born yesterday..
- What does a teenager and her unborn baby have in common?
- A truck containing 10,000 unborn fetuses ran off a cliff. Luckily, nobody was injured.
- What do you call an unborn baby Wombat? A *w**...*-bat
Unborn Baby Jokes
Here is a list of funny unborn baby jokes and even better unborn baby puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do a 14 year old r**... and her unborn baby have in common? The Father
- My wife and I are finding out the s**... of our unborn baby... Because we don't want to assume it's gender.
Unborn Child Jokes
Here is a list of funny unborn child jokes and even better unborn child puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- my brother is naming his unborn child Oakley thats it. thats the joke... dont know the s**... yet but either way the childs name will be Oakley. after a dog he once had
- What does an unborn child say… …while its parents are having s**...? — Oh yes, daddy!
Silly Unborn Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about unborn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dead baby jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unborn pranks.
I work at a restaurant...
I work at a restaurant. A woman and her young son came walking through the door early in the morning.
I immediately approached after they were seated and asked,"What will it be today?"
The young boy was quick to exclaim,"I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN!!!"
There was a long silence.
His mother then put one hand on her head and said,"Eggs.... He wants eggs."
One fine day, down at the local diner.
A waitress taking the breakfast order of a mother and her young son is startled when the little boy looks up at her and growls in a low, deep voice:
**"I want to consume the flesh of swine, and the unborn."**
His mother shakes her head, sighs, and says, "Bacon and eggs. He wants bacon and eggs."
Three Pregnant Ladies
Three Pregnant Ladies are discussing their unborn babies.
The Brunette says "I am having a girl because I was on the bottom when my partner and I conceived"
The Redhead says "I am having a boy as I was on top with my partner"
The Blonde starts crying and the other two ask what is wrong "I am going to be having ten puppies!"
Guy walks into a bar, orders 2 shots. Dumps one on the ground.
Bartender asks who it was for. Guy replies "my unborn child"
"Sorry to hear man, what happened?" Asked the bartender.
Guy looked him square in the eye "dried up in a sock."
I told my wife I wanted to name our unborn son Obvious.
She said, "That's a s**... name."
I said, "Now you're gestating the Obvious."
