Unborn Baby Jokes
20 unborn baby jokes and hilarious unborn baby puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unborn baby that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Unborn Baby Short Jokes
Short unborn baby jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unborn baby humour may include short unborn jokes also.
- Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common?
A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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Unborn Baby One Liners
Which unborn baby one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unborn baby? I can suggest the ones about baby born and newborn baby.
- What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry? Fetus.
- My gym just sold me a lifetime gym membership for our unborn baby. I hope it works out.
- What did the hungry unborn babies say? Feed us! Feed us!
- What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage
- What does a teenager and her unborn baby have in common?
- What do you call an unborn baby Wombat? A *w**...*-bat
- What do a 14 year old r**... and her unborn baby have in common? The Father
Cheerful Fun Unborn Baby Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about unborn baby you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean newborn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unborn baby pranks.
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We should start calling the planet "unborn baby"
maybe then republicans would want to save it.
Three Pregnant Ladies
Three Pregnant Ladies are discussing their unborn babies.
The Brunette says "I am having a girl because I was on the bottom when my partner and I conceived"
The Redhead says "I am having a boy as I was on top with my partner"
The Blonde starts crying and the other two ask what is wrong "I am going to be having ten puppies!"
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My wife and I are finding out the s**... of our unborn baby...
Because we don't want to assume it's gender.
The Baby Brother
For weeks a six-year old boy kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
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A pregnant woman is standing in line at the bank...
Suddenly, the bank gets robbed. She gets shot 3 times. Quickly she's being rushed to the hospital. There she learns her unborn babies survived. A few months later she bears 3 children, 2 daughters and a son. Each one has a bullet in them. The doctor tells her they'll pee it out eventually.
13 years later one of her daughters runs over screaming to her. "Mommy mommy I went to pee and a bullet came out of me". She then proceeds to explain the whole ordeal. The same happens with her second daughter.
Then her son comes running over with a startled look on his face. "I see what happened, you pee'd and a bullet came out of you.", said the mother. "No, I was m**... and I accidentally shot the dog."