Unbelievably Jokes

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Three guys in a bed....

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

My girlfriend...

... invited me to her house, I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, "i have feelings for you, shall we have sex" , I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "you've won my trust"... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car

My girlfriend invited me to her house...

My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat their waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievably sexy sister was waiting their with me. A few minutes go by, then she comes up next to me and whispers in my ear "we should have sex before my sister comes home." I immediately got up turned around and walked to my car when I found my girlfriend standing by the door at which point she hugged me and said "you've earned my trust" Moral of the story, always keep your condoms in your car.

Social Distancing is so unbelievably stupid

If corona came from China, surely it can go another 6ft.

My neighbors dog barks unbelievably loud...

... so I asked him to train his dog to bark at a more believable level.


I used to date a girl whose could text unbelievably fast. Her fingers moved like lightning! But then she ran away and stole my old Jaguar

I wish you could have seen my X Type

She tells me I'm unbelievably self-critical.

I really hate that part of myself.

The dark chocolate cake we had at Christmas dinner was so unbelievably rich ...

... it actually benefitted from the Republican tax plan.

What do women call an unbelievably rich and attractive man that's under 5'10?

A good friend.

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