The Best 25 Unbearable Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Unbearable jokes. There are some unbearable inconceivable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these unbearable painful puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Unbearable Jokes and Puns

Smelly Roommate (Anthony Jeselnik)

I once had this Eastern European roommate who never showered or used deodorant. He smelled awful and after a while it got unbearable. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he smelled bad, so I left him a note one morning in the bathroom, "Dear Olaf, get out of my country"

-Anthony Jeselnik

The Suicide Hotline is Unbearable

They always leave people hanging.

A man has to go to court after getting a DUI

The amount of work he has to do now is unbearable. Going through many court papers and documents, he decides to take a break and head to his friends house.
When he gets there, his friend asks him "hey man, how come you seem all stressed out?"
The man says, "cortisol".

I know its lame, but I just thought of it randomly

Unbearable joke, A man has to go to court after getting a DUI

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ? You've got a chip on your shoulder.

What did the deer say to the bear? Your unbearable

Farts are like kids.

You love yours, but other people's are unbearable.

Children are like Farts...

You love you own, but other peoples are unbearable.

not mine, just thought i would share.

Why did the bear not lift more weights?

It was unbearable.

Unbearable joke, Why did the bear not lift more weights?

Why can't you hang out with bears?

Their bad breath is un-bear-able.

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

My wife can't stand to be around me ever since I retired from voicing Winnie-the-Pooh

She says I am becoming unbearable.

You can explore unbearable faint reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean unbearable unacceptable dad jokes. There are also unbearable puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

When a woman is in labor...

When a woman is in labor and the pain is so unbearable, it is the closest she comes to understanding what it is like to be a man with the common cold.


What do you call a stillborn grizzly cub?


What makes the situation unbearable?

When there is no "Bear" in it!

A grizzly tried to eat me once

It was unbearable

Why does the cow say moo?

So that he can, for a brief moment, escape the unbearable scream that is silence

Unbearable joke, Why does the cow say moo?

A man was mauled by a bear, but lived.

He said the pain was unBEARable...


Polar bear in water: Help! Please help! I'm dissolving!

Brown bear: But bears are insoluble...

Polar bear: That's easy for you to say... you aren't Polar.

I got into an argument with an annoying fat hairy gay guy

It was really unbearable

Fart's are a lot like kids

Your own are ok however other people's are unbearable

The stereotypes about Russia

Are unbearable.

If a bear is telling puns in the forest, but no one is around to hear them.

Is it because he's being unbearable?

Once upon a time an evil witch decided to curse a young prince into a bear. The cursed prince sought help from a good wizard, but he refused. Why?

The prince was unbearable.

My dad rewards me when I earn a good report card, but any C s are punished with unbearable dad-jokes.

He likes to call it the carrot and schtick method of parenting.

Ever since I made a joke about koalas there's been a couple jokes popping up every once in awhile, but you know what I'm sorry.

This sub has become a little un-bear-able

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the unbearable unpleasant jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working unbearable insoluble piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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