Unbearable Jokes
35 unbearable jokes and hilarious unbearable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unbearable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short unbearable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unbearable humour may include short unacceptable jokes also.
- My dad used to hunt. Once a bear sat on him. I asked him how it felt. He said ... Unbearable.
- My dad rewards me when I earn a good report card, but any C s are punished with unbearable dad-jokes. He likes to call it the carrot and schtick method of parenting.
- What's another name for a supernova? A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
- Ever since I made a joke about koalas there's been a couple jokes popping up every once in awhile, but you know what I'm sorry. This sub has become a little un-bear-able
- When a woman is in labor... When a woman is in labor and the pain is so unbearable, it is the closest she comes to understanding what it is like to be a man with the common cold.
:} - My wife can't stand to be around me ever since I retired from voicing Winnie-the-Pooh She says I am becoming unbearable.
- What is the Revenant about? The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.
- Once upon a time an evil witch decided to curse a young prince into a bear. The cursed prince sought help from a good wizard, but he refused. Why? The prince was unbearable.
- If a bear is telling puns in the forest, but no one is around to hear them. Is it because he's being unbearable?
- Unbearable Polar bear in water: Help! Please help! I'm dissolving!
Brown bear: But bears are insoluble...
Polar bear: That's easy for you to say... you aren't Polar.
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Unbearable One Liners
Which unbearable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unbearable? I can suggest the ones about unspeakable and unthinkable.
- Farts are like kids. You love yours, but other people's are unbearable.
- A grizzly tried to eat me once It was unbearable
- A man was mauled by a bear, but lived. He said the pain was unBEARable...
- I got into an argument with an annoying fat hairy gay guy It was really unbearable
- What do you call a stillborn grizzly cub? Unbearable
- Why can't you hang out with bears? Their bad breath is un-bear-able.
- Why did the bear not lift more weights? It was unbearable.
- The stereotypes about Russia Are unbearable.
- What makes the situation unbearable? When there is no "Bear" in it!
- I could make jokes about bears, but they are unbearable.
- I once saw a bear surrender to a group of humans It was unbearable for him
- Why didn't the bear like Stranger Things? He found the dialogue unbearable
- Why didn't the bear have any friends? His personality was unbearable!
- I hate grizzly bears... I guess you could say they're... unbearable
- Pun I was fighting a bear today it was UnBEARable
Laughable Unbearable Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about unbearable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean uncomfortable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unbearable pranks.
Baked Beans.
One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my wife and told her that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my wife seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long. She asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not. At this point, she removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
The s**... Hotline is Unbearable
They always leave people hanging.
Why does the cow say moo?
So that he can, for a brief moment, escape the unbearable scream that is silence
Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications.
Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.
Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion!
Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
