Unaware Jokes
18 unaware jokes and hilarious unaware puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unaware that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Unaware Short Jokes
Short unaware jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unaware humour may include short unconscious jokes also.
- What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar? "The girls get older, but he stays the same age"
-first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of) - A guy doesn't go into a bar... Unaware, the bartender continues serving drinks to other people.
- I was unaware of certain things when I applied for shift work. Like how the "F" was silent.
- "Hey, why'd Andy put me in this jar?" said Jessie, unaware of the horror that would ensue.
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Unaware One Liners
Which unaware one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unaware? I can suggest the ones about unsuspecting and ignorant.
- What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on? An unaware wolf.
- What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire? Politics.
- My dentist told me I grind at night I was unaware he even saw me at the club
- I like my women like I like my wine. In my basement and unaware they're being watched.
- What aspects of a man's life are most women unaware of? working
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What funny jokes about unaware you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean clueless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unaware pranks.
What about the mad cow?
A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and
go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The waiter sits them and says, "Our special today is duck or shrimp."
The man replies, "I want a T-bone steak medium well."
The waiter, a bit miffed continues, "What about the mad cow?"
The man looks at the waiter and says, "She can order for herself."
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My friend got made at me for smelling his mothers underwear.
I'm unaware whether it was cause she was there or cause the rest of the family was there. Either way it made for a uncomfortable f**....
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What did the deaf, dumb and blind girl get for Christmas?
Nothing, she was unaware of the concept.
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I like my dates like I like my women...
...across the street and unaware that I'm watching!
