Unattractive Jokes
40 unattractive jokes and hilarious unattractive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unattractive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Unattractive Short Jokes
Short unattractive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unattractive humour may include short unacceptable jokes also.
- If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... ....they would start to find me attractive.
- If I had a Dollar for every time a woman told me I was unattractive they'd eventually find me attractive.
- If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive They'd soon find me attractive
- If I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive. ba dum tsss
- If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive... they would eventually find me very attractive.
- If I had a $ for every time a woman thought of me as unattractive women would think I'm attractive
- I find certain races unattractive... Marathons are one thing, but triathlons seem like too much trouble.
- If I had £1 for every girl who found me unattractive They'd probably start to find me attractive
- A girl asked her boyfriend "Babe, would you leave me if I was unattractive?" The boyfriend replies "I'm still here, aren't I?"
- People always call me unattractive until they see my wallet... then they call me poor too.
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Unattractive One Liners
Which unattractive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unattractive? I can suggest the ones about unpleasant and bad ugly.
- I'm like Francium Unattractive.
- I'm so unattractive Even the ads on tinder swipe left.
- What do you call a girl who's unattractive, boring & doesn't screw? You don't.
- If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive... I would be flat broke.
- If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. I'd have like 17$.
- How do gay men turn down advances from men they find unattractive? "Sorry, I am not gay."
- If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... I'll be a millionaire!
- LPT: Step 1. Be attractive. Step 2. Don't be unattractive.
- If I got 1£ for everytime a girl called me unattractive I'd be attractive
- Yo mama's so ugly... That people say she is unattractive
Comical & Quirky Unattractive Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about unattractive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unpopular jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unattractive pranks.
If a Woman says you're "u**..."...
...she means "you're unattractive". If a Man says you're "u**..." it means "you're a Mermaid"
If had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive
Every woman would find me attractive
If I had a dollar for every time a woman thought I was unattractive...
I would start looking a lot more attractive
If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive..
Eventually, they'd find me attractive
A woman is suicidally depressed
She's quite obese, unattractive, and lonely. Life having dealt her a bad hand, she buys a p**... and resolves to end her own life.
Wanting it to be quick, she calls her doctor to ask him where the heart is.
"It's right under the left breast", he replies.
So she hangs up, takes a deep breath, and shoots herself in the knee.
An unattractive person walks into a bar with a duck under their arm
The bartender says - where did you get that huge pig?
The patron responds - this isn't a pig, it is my emotional support duck!
Bartender - I was talking to the duck.
Sure, they're popular, but I don't like Russian dolls.
They're always so full of themselves, which I think is a pretty unattractive trait.
What do you call a very unattractive person who hands out n**... photos of themselves?
A bearer of bad n**....
If I had one euro for every girl that finds me unattractive..
Eventually the girls would find me quite attractive
If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive
I'd have enough to make me attractive again.
If I had a dollar....
If I had a dollar for everytime a woman found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
If I had £1 for every woman who found me unattractive
I'd still be ugly, but I'd be richer.
A hero named "Super Cal" suffers from a slight weakness that curses his own body. However, he does have a certain strength. It's, unfortunately, his bad breath that makes him fairly unattractive.
So, basically..."Super Cal is fragile-ish except for Halitosis"
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive
They still wouldn't date me, despite my wealth.
Don't worry, unattractive guys, one day her looks will match your situation.
You will be the last branch she can grab onto right before she hits the ground.
Is there something I'm doing that makes me unattractive to communists?
They always leave me on red.
Law of attraction to females
If I had a nickel for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
