Unattractive Jokes

40 unattractive jokes and hilarious unattractive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unattractive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Quick Jump To

Short Unattractive Jokes
Unattractive One Liners
More Unattractive Jokes

Best Short Unattractive Jokes

Short unattractive puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unattractive humour may include short unacceptable jokes also.

If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... ....they would start to find me attractive.
If I had a Dollar for every time a woman told me I was unattractive they'd eventually find me attractive.
If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive They'd soon find me attractive
If I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive. ba dum tsss
If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive... they would eventually find me very attractive.
If I had a $ for every time a woman thought of me as unattractive women would think I'm attractive
I find certain races unattractive... Marathons are one thing, but triathlons seem like too much trouble.
If I had £1 for every girl who found me unattractive They'd probably start to find me attractive
A girl asked her boyfriend "Babe, would you leave me if I was unattractive?" The boyfriend replies "I'm still here, aren't I?"
People always call me unattractive until they see my wallet... then they call me poor too.

Unattractive joke, People always call me unattractive until they see my wallet...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about unattractive can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of unattractive puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Share Jokes With Friends

Unattractive One Liners

Which unattractive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unattractive? I can suggest the ones about unpleasant and bad ugly.

I'm like Francium Unattractive.
I'm so unattractive Even the ads on tinder swipe left.
What do you call a girl who's unattractive, boring & doesn't screw? You don't.
If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive... I would be flat broke.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. I'd have like 17$.
How do gay men turn down advances from men they find unattractive? "Sorry, I am not gay."
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... I'll be a millionaire!
LPT: Step 1. Be attractive. Step 2. Don't be unattractive.
If I got 1£ for everytime a girl called me unattractive I'd be attractive
Yo mama's so ugly... That people say she is unattractive

Comical & Quirky Unattractive Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about unattractive you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean unpopular jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make unattractive prank.

If a Woman says you're "u**..."...

...she means "you're unattractive". If a Man says you're "u**..." it means "you're a Mermaid"

If had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive

Every woman would find me attractive

If I had a dollar for every time a woman thought I was unattractive...

I would start looking a lot more attractive

If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive..

Eventually, they'd find me attractive

A woman is suicidally depressed

She's quite obese, unattractive, and lonely. Life having dealt her a bad hand, she buys a p**... and resolves to end her own life.
Wanting it to be quick, she calls her doctor to ask him where the heart is.
"It's right under the left breast", he replies.
So she hangs up, takes a deep breath, and shoots herself in the knee.

An unattractive person walks into a bar with a duck under their arm

The bartender says - where did you get that huge pig?
The patron responds - this isn't a pig, it is my emotional support duck!
Bartender - I was talking to the duck.

Sure, they're popular, but I don't like Russian dolls.

They're always so full of themselves, which I think is a pretty unattractive trait.

What do you call a very unattractive person who hands out n**... photos of themselves?

A bearer of bad n**....

If I had one euro for every girl that finds me unattractive..

Eventually the girls would find me quite attractive

If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive

I'd have enough to make me attractive again.

If I had a dollar....

If I had a dollar for everytime a woman found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.

If I had £1 for every woman who found me unattractive

I'd still be ugly, but I'd be richer.

A hero named "Super Cal" suffers from a slight weakness that curses his own body. However, he does have a certain strength. It's, unfortunately, his bad breath that makes him fairly unattractive.

So, basically..."Super Cal is fragile-ish except for Halitosis"

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive

They still wouldn't date me, despite my wealth.

Don't worry, unattractive guys, one day her looks will match your situation.

You will be the last branch she can grab onto right before she hits the ground.

Is there something I'm doing that makes me unattractive to communists?

They always leave me on red.

Law of attraction to females

If I had a nickel for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

Unattractive joke, What do you call a girl who's unattractive, boring & doesn't screw?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these unattractive jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.

Unattractive Jokes

Best Short Unattractive Jokes

Unattractive One Liners