Unattractive Jokes
38 unattractive jokes and hilarious unattractive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unattractive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Unattractive Short Jokes
Short unattractive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unattractive humour may include short unacceptable jokes also.
- If I had a Dollar for every time a woman told me I was unattractive they'd eventually find me attractive.
- If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive They'd soon find me attractive
- If I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive. ba dum tsss
- If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive... they would eventually find me very attractive.
- If I had a $ for every time a woman thought of me as unattractive women would think I'm attractive
- A girl asked her boyfriend "Babe, would you leave me if I was unattractive?" The boyfriend replies "I'm still here, aren't I?"
- Is there something I'm doing that makes me unattractive to communists? They always leave me on red.
- If I had a dollar... for everyone who thought I was unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
- Woman often think I'm unattractive; until they see my bank account... Then they think I'm poor and unattractive.
- Tons of hot girls in my neighborhood stopped talking to me. I guess they find ad-block really unattractive.
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Unattractive One Liners
Which unattractive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unattractive? I can suggest the ones about unpleasant and bad ugly.
- I'm like Francium Unattractive.
- I'm so unattractive Even the ads on tinder swipe left.
- If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. I'd have like 17$.
- How do gay men turn down advances from men they find unattractive? "Sorry, I am not gay."
- LPT: Step 1. Be attractive. Step 2. Don't be unattractive.
- If I got 1£ for everytime a girl called me unattractive I'd be attractive
- What do you call a girl who's unattractive, boring & doesn't screw? You don't.
- If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive... I would be flat broke.
Comical & Quirky Unattractive Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about unattractive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unpopular jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unattractive pranks.
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If a Woman says you're "u**..."...
...she means "you're unattractive". If a Man says you're "u**..." it means "you're a Mermaid"
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If had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive
Every woman would find me attractive
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Sure, they're popular, but I don't like Russian dolls.
They're always so full of themselves, which I think is a pretty unattractive trait.
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What do you call a very unattractive person who hands out n**... photos of themselves?
A bearer of bad n**....
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If I had one euro for every girl that finds me unattractive..
Eventually the girls would find me quite attractive
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If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive
I'd have enough to make me attractive again.
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If I had a dollar....
If I had a dollar for everytime a woman found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
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If I had £1 for every woman who found me unattractive
I'd still be ugly, but I'd be richer.
A hero named "Super Cal" suffers from a slight weakness that curses his own body. However, he does have a certain strength. It's, unfortunately, his bad breath that makes him fairly unattractive.
So, basically..."Super Cal is fragile-ish except for Halitosis"
One man said that my mustache makes me look like an unattractive pornstar.
If that's the case then why does his mom wants to be my co star so badly?
Considered having a one night stand last night just for the funny census results
Then I remembered I'm unattractive
The Mom app.
I had a blind date last night. But I was concerned -- What do I do if she's really unattractive? I'll be stuck with her all night.
Turns out, There's an app for that.
It's called "Mom, Are You OK?". It schedules your phone to ring just after you meet her.
If you like her, you ignore it.
If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, "Mom? What's the matter? Are you okay?"
It works every time.
So I knocked on the girl's door. Turns out I needn't have worried.
She was gorgeous!
I couldn't get over how attractive she was!!
Just as I was about to speak to her, her phone rang!!!
She answered it and said, "Mom, what's the matter? Are you okay?" !!!!!!!!!!
Mom, are you okay?
A guy had a blind date last night. But he was concerned -- What do I do if she's really unattractive? I'll be stuck with her all night.
Turns out, There's an app for that.
It's called "Mom Are You Ok". It schedules your phone to ring just after you meet her.
If you like her, you ignore it.
If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, "Mom? What's the matter? Are you okay?"
It works every time.
So he knocked on the girl's door. Turns out he needn't have worried.
She was gorgeous!
He couldn't get over how attractive she was.
Just as he was about to speak to her, her phone rang.
She answered it and said, "Mom, what's the matter? Are you okay?"
