Unacceptable Jokes
20 unacceptable jokes and hilarious unacceptable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about unacceptable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Learn about why some jokes can be considered socially unacceptable and why some can go too far. Understand the line between a joke that is funny and incomprehensible or unacceptable. Explore why certain types of jokes can be uncut and disgraceful.
Funniest Unacceptable Short Jokes
Short unacceptable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The unacceptable humour may include short unbearable jokes also.
- Why does the military only allow dress shirts at its ceremonies? Because civilian casual tees are unacceptable.
- After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV. Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.
- I lost my job at the calendar factory. My boss said it was unacceptable that I'd taken a few days off.
- So, after winning the ball game, I decided to throw a ball into the crowd like I've seen pro baseball players on TV do Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.
- So, after winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV. Apparently, it's unacceptable in bowling.
- Why did the vegetarian turn down the job at the green grocers? The celery was unacceptable!
- Do you know why Trump dodged the drafts? Because he heard people in the military saying AWOL is unacceptable.
- Mom, I'm sleeping wit the neighbour -That's unacceptable young lady! He could be your Dad!
-But Mom, you don't understand. Age doesn't matter for true love!
-I didn't say anything about age ... - What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know? Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.
- What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl? This is unacceptable.
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Unacceptable One Liners
Which unacceptable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with unacceptable? I can suggest the ones about unfair and unpleasant.
- Being left handed is unacceptable... It's just not right .
- Why do Asians have no girth? Because having a D is unacceptable.
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What funny jokes about unacceptable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unthinkable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make unacceptable pranks.
The phone bill was exceptionally high...
.... so the husband called a family meeting to discuss the issue.
Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use the home phone, I use my work phone.
Mum: Me too. I hardly use our home phone. I use my company's phone.
Son: I always use my office mobile, I never touch the home phone.
All of them were shocked and together looked at the maid who was patiently listening to them.
Finally the maid said, "Why are you all looking at me? So we all use our work phones. What's the big deal??
I don't have s**... with my sister because it's unacceptable and g**....
I have s**... with her because it's k**....
I walked into the living room to find my wife breast feeding our son...
"How long do you have to do that for?" I asked. "When is he going to be too old for it?"
"Well, it's a physical bond between a mother and her child isn't it? It's only society that deems it unacceptable above a certain age."
I replied, "Shut up, Harry. I was talking to your mother."
I got fired today for arranging the vegetables in a s**... suggestive way
Apparently that's "unacceptable behavior for a special needs teacher".
A woman hears a knock a her door...
She answers and a man is standing on her front porch.
"Hello" he says, "I'm your new neighbor. I'm obligated to inform you that I am a registered s**... offender."
"This is totally unacceptable," she proclaims, "I'm calling my congressman!" And she slams the door.
A few seconds later there is another knock at the door. She opens the door and the same man is standing there.
"Hello, I'm your congressman."
[Long] I was at dinner with my wife...
I ordered a steak and the waiter delivered it with his thumb on top of it. "Sir, this is unacceptable, your thumb was in my food," I complained. The waiter replied, "I'm sorry sir, I didn't want it to fall on the floor again."
The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss ....
Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.
Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone
Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.
All of them shocked and together looked at the maid who's patiently listening to them.
Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones. What's the Big deal??
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A zookeeper walks into a restaurant with a bunch of animals...
The waiter exclaims, "This is totally unacceptable!"
The zookeeper responds, "But why?"
The waiter breathes a deep sigh and says, "Well, first of all, we need to address the elephant in the room..."
