Umpire Jokes

Funniest Umpire Short Jokes

Short umpire jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The umpire humour may include short referee jokes also.

1. A rough, hard drinking baseball umpire was upset because he couldn't get his little boy to sit on his lap and talk to him.
   After all, the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
2. I got called racist for saying 'pitch black' The umpire disqualified me and told me I struck out and that the better thing to say would be 'Jamal, I'm ready for your fastball'.
3. Did you hear about the Welsh baseball referee who circles the world each day? The sun never sets on the British umpire.
4. What's the difference between an umpire and an empire? An umpire gives three strikes, but an Empire Strikes Back.
5. For the first time, an mlb Umpire came out as gay He's not a pitcher or a catcher, he just likes to watch.
6. I'm not saying I'm lazy, but during a game of tennis... The umpire said "break point" and I headed for my chair.
7. A umpire walks down the street... A umpire is walking down the street and sees that people are having a strike. He asks them "are you guys having a ball?"
8. Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between number 8 and Number 9? The umpire called it: nine won one.
9. So, a bird flies in front of a pitcher and gets hit by a baseball. What do the umpires rule it? Fowl ball
10. Why was the umpire relieved after accidentally dropping his toast? Because it landed Butter Up!

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Umpire One Liners

Which umpire one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with umpire? I can suggest the ones about judge and jury.

1. Shakespeare would have been a terrible umpire. Fair is foul, and foul is fair.
2. Glenn Mcgrath hit a six Umpire was like, lol
3. Who wears a toga and a face mask? The Roman Umpire.
4. I love dating umpires. I always feel safe.
5. What did the umpire say to the bald man? "You're outta hair!"
6. Why was h**... a great baseball umpire? Three Reichs and you're out.
7. What did the umpire say when r**... Johnson hit a bird with his pitch? Fowl ball.

Baseball Umpire Jokes

Here is a list of funny baseball umpire jokes and even better baseball umpire puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A bird gets hit and killed by a baseball The umpire and coroner agreed to call it foul play.

Howlingly Hilarious Umpire Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about umpire you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean court jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make umpire pranks.