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Umbilical Jokes

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Laugh away with these tongue-in-cheek jokes about umbilical cords and the experience of being a fetus. From jokes about umbilical hernias and the umbilical cord's connection to delivery, you won't be able to stop chuckling. Enjoy these hilarious jokes as you explore the world of being younger!


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I miss my umbilical cord

I grew attached to it.

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I'm not saying my parents were too strict or unreasonable but the second my umbilical cord was cut after birth I had to go to my room and think about what I had done.

My friend asked me if I ever missed the idea of being in the w**.... I said "The only thing I'd miss was my umbilical cord....."

I was very attached to it.

I miss my umbilical cord

I had grown very attached to it

When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.


He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.

Me: Honey, it's a boy!

Me: *cuts off umbilical cord*
Doctor: sir I already cut off the umbilical cord
Me:
Me: It's a girl!

Why was the umbilical cord sad?

He got cut from the naval base.


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