Umbilical Cord Jokes
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I miss my umbilical cord
I grew attached to it.
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I'm not saying my parents were too strict or unreasonable but the second my umbilical cord was cut after birth I had to go to my room and think about what I had done.
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My friend asked me if I ever missed the idea of being in the w**.... I said "The only thing I'd miss was my umbilical cord....."
I was very attached to it.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Me: Honey, it's a boy!
Me: *cuts off umbilical cord*
Doctor: sir I already cut off the umbilical cord
Me:
Me: It's a girl!
Why was the umbilical cord sad?
He got cut from the naval base.
What's the most painful part for an Italian man when his mama dies?
Cutting the umbilical cord.
When I was younger I was strangled by the umbilical cord.
Mothers are way more defensive over their newborns than I expected.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
I've got a fear of losing my umbilical cord.
I've had it since birth.
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