Ultrasound Jokes
21 ultrasound jokes and hilarious ultrasound puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ultrasound that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Live it up with a laugh and some ultrasound puns! Check out this collection of hilarious jokes related to baby ultrasounds, ultrasound physics, radiologists, vasectomies, and expecting parents. With these catchy quips, everyone will be in stitches.
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Funniest Ultrasound Short Jokes
Short ultrasound jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ultrasound humour may include short laser jokes also.
- Doctor to a Man after ultrasound Dr: Tt looks like you are pregnant.
Man: WTH, But I'm a man.
Dr. I said it looks like. :) - Who is the coolest guy in the hospital? The Ultra-sound guy.
Who's the coolest when he's on holiday?
The Hip Replacement man
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Ultrasound One Liners
Which ultrasound one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ultrasound? I can suggest the ones about radar and x ray.
- Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy.
- What do you call a baby metal band? Ultrasound
- Who is the nicest person in the Hospital? The Ultrasound man.
- Who are the coolest people working at the hospital? The ultrasound guys
- Why do doctors have good hearing? Because they have ultrasound
- What does an Italian OB/GYN say when you thank her for the ultrasound? Prego.
- Who's the nicest guy in the hospital? The ultrasound guy
Cheeky Ultrasound Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about ultrasound you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean microwave jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ultrasound pranks.
A pregnant woman and her husband are reviewing the results of her ultrasound
Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Wife: Start with the good news!
Doctor: Well, your son is going to be able to park wherever he wants.
Tried To Compromise
I recently broke up with my girlfriend. We just didn't have anything in common. But when that happens, you have to try to compromise. I tried to compromise with her. I remember one time I was like, 'Look, if you go with me to my "Lord of the Rings" fan fiction meet up group, I'll go with you to this ultrasound thing.'
A pregant woman goes into a doctors office to have an ultrasound.
The doctor tells us that she is going to have a girl. The doctor then asks what she will name the baby. "Hannah," she says. "I have six other daughters, and I've named them all Hannah."
"Surely that's a bit confusing?" The doctor inquires. "What if you want to call one of them downstairs?"
"That's easy," replied the woman. "I just call them by their last name."
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Your mama is so s**......
...during the first ultrasound, she asked her OB/GYN if the baby was hers.
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A Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead are all pregnant and waiting for an ultrasound in the doctor's office.
As they are waiting, they begin to discuss what gender they each think their babies are going to be.
Well I know my baby is going to be a girl, said the Brunette. My husband and I were doing it m**... style when she was conceived.
Mine will be a boy! Said the redhead. I was riding on top of him when I got pregnant.
This causes the Blonde to burst hysterically into tears.
What's wrong? The other two asked.
I'm going to have puppies!
