Ultra Jokes
40 ultra jokes and hilarious ultra puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ultra that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A collection of Ultra Jokes sure to make you laugh hard and fast! From michelob ultra jokes to ultra running puns, get ready to have your funny bone turbo-charged! Find hundreds of extremely funny jokes that only an ultra marathon runner or ultra runner could appreciate!
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Funniest Ultra Short Jokes
Short ultra jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ultra humour may include short ultimate jokes also.
- I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden... I realised that I had gone way off course as soon as I crossed the Finnish line.
- Today I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "4K ultra high definition" was not the right answer.
- My teacher asked me this morning, what was my view on lesbian relationships... Apparently, 4K Ultra HD was not the answer she was expecting,
- An ultra low frequency sine wave walk into a bar. The bartender says, Why the long phase?
- Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? - The Ultra Sound guy
*Bonus*
Who covers for him when he isn't there?
- The Hip Replacement guy - Watching gymnastics *gymnast does a double-triple-super-ultra-backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands*
Me : *mouthful of pringles* what a loser - Obscure jokes are like ultra early archer rushes against diety AI in Civ III They usually fail miserably.
- Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy.
Who's the coolest guy when he's not around?
The hip replacement guy. - What do you call the nicest doctor in the hospital? The ultra sound guy...
Who covers him when he's not available?....
The hip replacement guy - Arguing with my ultra conservative father always went the same way - Me: I thought ... Him: That was your first problem.
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Ultra One Liners
Which ultra one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ultra? I can suggest the ones about extremely and supper.
- What type of flower grows in the surface of the sun? An Ultra-Violet
- Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The ultra-sound guy.
[read next comment] - I believe that the ultra rich deserve to be treated like royalty Louis XVI, specifically
- Who's the coolest person in a hospital? The ultra sound guy
- Who's the friendliest person at the hospital? The ultra sound guy.
- What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife? Ultra sound
- Who's the nicest bloke in a hospital? The ultra-sound guy.
- I got a new ultra high definition monitor on January 1st. My New Year's resolution is 4K.
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What??? - Who created God? Ultra God.
- What is your New Year's Resolution? 4K Ultra HD
- Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
- I think my dad went ultra instinct He's always dodging family responsibilities
- What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome? Ultra Downy
- I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist w**...
Michelob Ultra Jokes
Here is a list of funny michelob ultra jokes and even better michelob ultra puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Michelob Ultra joke Elizabeth Warren: Michelob Ultra is the club soda of beers.
Stephen Colbert: They’re both f**... close to water.
Ultra Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about ultra you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean super jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ultra pranks.
A Black Guy, a Japanese guy, a Chinese Guy, an Arab, a Turk and a second Black guy walk into a bar
The Arab guy sits down at the bar and subsequently, he gets served first.
The bartender says, "what'll it be?"
The Arab guy says to him, "I think I'll get a Mich Ultra. Nothing too high calorie; I'm actually trying to lose a few pounds for the upcoming charity 5k next month."
The bartender looks at him and says, "well that's all well and good, but I don't see why you need to bring races into this."
A runner walks into a bar
An ultra runner jogs into a bar and orders a beer. She reaches into her sweaty sports bra and pulls out a sweaty crumpled $5 bill to pay. The bartender gingerly picks up the damp bill with a pair of tongs and dumps it in a bucket. "You realize every time I get money with b**... fluids on them I have to report it to the government," the bartender grumbles. "It's g**... income."
An ultralow frequency sine wave radiates into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, why the long phase?"
Why do people always talk about gaming on politics subs?
Also, can anyone tell me why Mortal Kombat: Ultra isn't on Steam?
Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?
The ultra sound guy.
And who covers when hes off sick?
The hip replacement guy.
What's got wings and s**... blood?
Always ultra
Saw a lady with ultra tight jeans sitting alone.
I jokingly asked her how she got into them. She said for $50 she'd show me how I could do it.
Where do ultra conservative Muslims go to buy trinkets, crafts, and home goods?
Wahhabi Lobby
Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?
The Ultra Sound guy.
Who is it when he's not there?
The Hip Replacement guy.
Girl are you a BD due pen needle?
because you ultra fine
This killed at the pharmacy I work in.