Uhu Jokes
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A man had 3 daughters.
A man had 3 daughters.
The first daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
"Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.
The second daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Tulip?"
"Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.
The third daughter walks up to her dad and says "Hhhhhnnngngngnggggddddddrrrrruhuuhuhhuhhuhdadgh!"
"...Go to your room cinderblock." Replied the father.
Why did Lieutenant Uhura tone down on the use of extreme fetishes in the bedroom?
Because William Shatner.
Why is my name daisy..
A baby cow asks her mother why is my name daisy? The mother says Because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. Another baby cow asks why is my name rose? The mother than says again, because when you were born a rose fell on your head. Than you hear DURDUHUEIJWJAI. ..mother cow- shut up brick
Elvis was driving down the highway when he got into an accident.
The paramedics found him and realised he was in shock and so they told him, "Mr. Presley, we need you to step out of the vehicle, you're all shook up."
"Uhuh huh"
Two whales are sitting at a bar
The first whale says: "eeeeeooooooohhhhhh mmmmmmuhuuuuuuaaaa clck clck clck clck AAAAuuuuuUuuuuuh!!!"
And the second whale replies back: "dude you are WASTED I hope you didn't drive here"
What do you call a rich Muslim Man?
The Profit Muhummad.
Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?
...because William Shatner
Islamic Star Trek?
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General.
As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in
America ."
The General said, "Well, is there anything I can do to help?"
The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there
is Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'.
"The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."
I hate build a bear. I took my chihauhua there and it disappeared.
AND the stuffed animal they gave me keeps barking.
Why was Nyota Uhura black?
Because William Shatner
I asked the hairdresser to cut my hair like Elvis Presley.
He said, "Uhuh, I can do that...thank you very much."
Why did Lt Uhura blush?
She saw Gene's Rod 'n' Berries.
What do you use to cut down branches from a tree?
Uhuh,
Ashadude.
Why did Uhuru get mad?
Because William Shatner.
Humuhumunukunukuapuaa
A joke from my 3 yo said just before Halloween.
Ahem.
What do Humu Humu fish say on Halloween?
Trigger treat!
The starship Enterprise encountered an alien race...
Kirk asks "What is your method of reproduction?"
A pair of aliens, happy to oblige, touched their antennae together, and soon a bud formed on the side of one. It slowly grew into a small replica of the alien, then fell off and started running around the room.
The aliens ask "How do you reproduce?", so Kirk grabs Uhura and proceeds to demonstrate.
"Where's the baby?" the aliens ask. Kirk replies, "Well, with any luck, it'll be along in about nine months or so."
"Nine months!" the alien exclaims. "If it takes nine months, why were you in such a hurry at the end?"
New movie out: Dunkirk
It's an autobiography of the Star Trek character Uhura.
Why is Uhura black?
Because William s**... on her.
What did Captain Kirk say when he decided to dabble in devil worship?
Uhura, hail Satan.
Why aren't there any Muslims on Star Trek?
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General.
As they talked the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what i have seen in America." The General said, "well anything i can do to help"
The Iranian whispered, "my son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is Kirk who is American, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is japanese, but there are no Muslims.
My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on Star Trek.
The General laughed, leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future...."
Why was Lieutenant Uhura Brown?
Because William Shatner...
Why did Uhura leave Star Trek
Because William Shatner
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