ughh Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious ughh puns

A Brunette confessed something to her blonde friend

The Brunette said "I feel bad.... I slept with a guy. Ughh well, to be honest, it wasn't Just a guy, it was a Brazilian.".


Then the Blonde said "you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"

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A Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are sitting at a bar...

A Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are sitting at a bar drinking a pint. As happenstance, a fly lands in each of their glasses. The Englishman pushes his glass away from him and says, "Ughh.. I can't drink that!" The Scotsman picks up the fly out of his glass, throws it away and continues to drink. The Irishman picks up the fly and yells at it, "Spit it out ya bastard!"

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A man with three daughters.

So, there was a man with three daughters.

One morning, his eldest daughter asks, "Dad, why is my name Rose?"

The man replies, "Sweetheart, that's easy. The first thing to fall and grace your head was a rose, so we named you Rose."

Rose says, "Okay that makes sense," and she leaves.

The next morning, his second daughter asks, "Why is my name Daisy?"

The man replies, "Sweety, that's easy. The first thing to fall and grace your head was a daisy, so we named you Daisy."

Daisy says, "Alright that makes sense," and leaves.

The next morning, his third daughter yells, "UGHH NAA UHHHHH!"

"SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!" says the man.

Best results if you actually yell, make a face and throw hands everywhere.

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Sex with your friends wife

A man walks up to his friend as says "Hey man, why did you have sex with my wife?" His friend replies "Well, I walked into my office, and she was laying on the table,naked, lookin' hot as hell... what did you expect me to do?"
"Ughh, I don't know, maybe the autopsy?!"

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Son: Dad, what's procrastination?

Dad: Ughh, can I tell you later?

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What are the most funny Ughh jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Ughh? Well, here are the best Ughh dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Ughh pick up lines to share with friends.

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