Ufc Jokes

Funniest Ufc Short Jokes

Short ufc jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ufc humour may include short referee jokes also.

1. UFC president Dana White called Conor McGregor this morning... He greeted him with "Buenos Diaz"
2. Everyone is upset about the UFC moving the event from Las Vegas to Los Angeles I say it's their Los
3. What do academics and UFC fighters have in common? They both care a lot about submissions.
4. After closely watching the UFC brawl last night, I'm gonna go out on a limb and blame the referee. He stated it.
5. I'm a lot like CM Punk's UFC career in bed Long buildup, awkward start, finish in 40 seconds, cry, and it's over.
6. After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
7. What kind of wrist would be worst off against an angry UFC fighter fighting out of Afghanistan? A t**....

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Ufc One Liners

Which ufc one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ufc? I can suggest the ones about fencer and fight.

1. And the winner of Pacquiao vs Mayweather is.... The UFC
2. UFC 207 Not the first time I've paid $60 for 48 seconds of disappointment
3. They charged me money to print out a screen shot of UFC fight night. It was paper view.
4. It took me almost 19 years to finally figure out what UFC stood for United Fight Club
5. Why did Hank Hill like UFC? Because he was pro pain
6. Had to quick grab a drink before the main UFC event. It was a bout ready to begin.
7. A child walks down to a lake... UFC Fight Night!! || 'Tick Tock' vs 'Lost Boys'

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