Uboat Jokes
37 uboat jokes and hilarious uboat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about uboat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Uboat Short Jokes
Short uboat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The uboat humour may include short static jokes also.
- TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel. Whoops, wrong sub.
- [WP] You are an assassin in wwii trying to find a German defector on a U-boat. Unfortunately you got a little lost on the dock... Whoops, wrong sub.
- TIL the excuse the US Marine used in May 1943 after accidentally friendly fire'ing a British U-boat. Woops, wrong sub.
- A werewolf stenographer starts a YouTube channel from his post on a U-boat: Lychan Sub Scribe
- TIL in 1937 the Germans sank their own U-boat instead of the American USS Anders. "Sorry, wrong sub"
- My great-grandfather sunk 7 U-boats during WW2 Some say that he was the most incompetent captain in the Kriegsmarine
- How did the captain of the u-boat announce to his crew that there were no more passports to go around? This sub has officially run out of IDs.
- I went to a military history exhibit at a museum in Little Italy. I saw a cool old German submarine. I walked up to a guy and said, "Hey, is that a U-boat?"
He said, "No, it's-a the museum's!" - TIL of the famous last words from Karl Heinz who was executed for joining the wrong uboat (Germany, 1942)
- TIL - that Adolf h**... was inspecting his U-Boat fleet one day and got on the Wrong sub
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Uboat One Liners
Which uboat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with uboat? I can suggest the ones about hears and crew.
- TIFU by climbing into a German U-Boat Whoops. Wrong sub.
- People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century... Oops wrong sub.
- My great grandfather sunk 5 U-boats in ww2 Easily the worst captain the kriegsmarine had
- What do you call a dog on a U-boat? A *sub-woofer*.
- What do you call a German shepherd in a U-boat? A sub woofer
- My father was a U-boat captain and amateur philosopher. Such a deep sinker.
- TIL the British used U-boats Whoops, wrong sub
- TIFU by eating a U-Boat. Whoops, wrong sub.
- What do you call a dog in a U-boat? A subwoofer.
- U-boats aren't very good at golf In fact, they're *subpar*.
- TIFU By firing a torpedo at an allied U-Boat Whoops wrong sub.
- True or False A german u-boat was sunk because of a malfunctioning toilet.
- TIFU by trashing my friends U-boat, then realizing it was mine.
- TIFU by sinking the wrong U-boat.
- ELI5: Operation of a U-Boat Whoops, wrong sub.
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What funny jokes about uboat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean captain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make uboat pranks.
British ship
So a British boat is sunk by a U-boat during world war 2
the British in distress send out the message- Help! Help! we are sinking!
the German U-boat picks up the message and says- What are you sinking about?
An Engineering Joke.
Putin, Biden and Merkel are sitting on a beach after a summit and argue who's country has the best engineers. Putin says: " We make submarine run underwater for 5 five years. No contact to surface." Biden says: "Thats nothing. Ours run for ten years without resurfacing." Merkel just smiles. In this moment a Uboat emerges from the depths and drives up to the beach. A hatch opens, and a man in uniform pops out. He looks at the three, raises an arm and shouts: " Heil h**...! We need fuel!"
A U-Boat is hit by a depth charge...
...the Kapitan gets to the radio and yells 'Commandant, Commandant!!! Ve are sinking.'
The radio is silent for a few seconds and finally the Kapitan hears a voice break through the static. 'Vhat are you sinking about?'
The last joke my Italian grandfather told me before he passed.
Two italian soldiers are sitting on a beach in Normandy during WWII when a German submarine surfaces offshore. One Italian looks at the other and says, "Is thata UBoat?" The other Italian replies, "nope, not mine".
