Ubisoft Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Ubisoft puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Ubisoft

Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?

Because Ubisoft is in France.

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?


Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed?

Because Ubisoft

EA Games and Ubisoft walk into a bar...

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What company doesn't like people who get erections often?


What do you call a game developer with erectile dysfunction?


What happens when a role playing game has no nudity in it?


Why is Valve so much better than EA and Ubisoft?

They have a higher Self Esteam.

If you lost your erection every time a game developer got accused of workplace harassment


Why is Ubisoft the worst gaming company in France?

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What did the girl say to the game developer with erectile dysfunction?


What do you say to a video game developer who's not that hard?


When you think of the best company in the world , you be hard , but when you think of the worst


Ubisoft Servers.

Thats it.

Why does Thomas Edison hate Ubisoft Montreal

Cause he didn't like AC

What would happen if France launched a nuke at you?

Nothing, nothing the French make work on launch \^Ubisoft

When your not hard


What was Lara Croft's response to Ezio when he asked why she wouldn't sleep with him?


What does a magician say if he wants his stone soft?


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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