ubisoft Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious ubisoft puns

Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?

Because Ubisoft is in France.

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Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

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Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed?

Because Ubisoft

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Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?

Because Ubisoft is in France.

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What company is going to start selling pills that are the opposite of Viagra?

Ubisoft.

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What's the difference between North Korea and Ubisoft?

North Korea didn't fuck up as many launches as Ubisoft

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EA Games and Ubisoft walk into a bar...

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What do you call a game developer with erectile dysfunction?

Ubisoft

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What happens when a role playing game has no nudity in it?

Ubisoft

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Why is Ubisoft the worst gaming company in France?

Punchline only included in the season pass! Preorder now and get one of 26 randomly chosen bonus characters! 27th character included in Spanish version only.

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What do you say to a video game developer who's not that hard?

Ubisoft.

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When you think of the best company in the world , you be hard , but when you think of the worst

Ubisoft

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Ubisoft Servers.

Thats it.

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Why does Thomas Edison hate Ubisoft Montreal

Cause he didn't like AC

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Why is EA the worst company in the UK?

Because Ubisoft is in France 🇫🇷

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Why is EA considered the worst company in America?

Because Ubisoft is located in France

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When your not hard

Ubisoft

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What would happen if France launched a nuke at you?

Nothing, nothing the French make work on launch \^Ubisoft

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What was Lara Croft's response to Ezio when he asked why she wouldn't sleep with him?

Ubisoft

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Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag?

They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16.

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What does a magician say if he wants his stone soft?

Ubisoft!

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Why is EA the shittiest video game company in America?

Because Ubisoft is in France

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Where does Ubisoft have the most trouble in school

The Division

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Now that The Division is out...

I wonder if Ubisoft will make the rest of PEMDAS.

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What are the most funny Ubisoft jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Ubisoft? Well, here are the best Ubisoft dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Ubisoft pick up lines to share with friends.

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