U Haul Jokes
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I saw a cop pull over a U Haul today...
Looks like he was trying to bust a move.
Why doesn't Texas have U-Haul trucks?
Cause they have Yee-Haw trucks instead.
A paralyzed man calls U-Haul...
"Hey can you help me move?"
Great free find today!
Was on my way home from a friend's house today, and ran across a free 60 inch flat screen TV, just sitting on the side of the road next to a U-Haul truck.
What do you call a communist U-Haul?
A We-Haul.
The best thing about a U-Haul truck
Even if you're stuck in traffic, you're still moving.
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How do you know if two l**... are on a date?
The u-haul that's parked out back.
All my friends, we was ready for the second riot.
No, not like the first one, where we were just grabbing stuff at random it wouldn't be like that.
I've got a thousand boxes of Pampers; I don't know what I'm going to do with it.
No, no, this time we had a list.
We were going to get the stuff we need.
Everybody on my block has bought a U-Haul..
Asked this lesbian couple from Boston if they met at UMass...
Nope, U-Haul.
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