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I went to a zoo one time and all they had was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

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A man goes to a zoo and is disappointed to find it has only one animal, a dog

It's a Shih Tzu.

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Sorry in advance for the pun...

So they opened a new zoo by my house, it really sucks. They only have one dog....it's a total shih tzu.

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A man walks into a zoo

The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu.

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I visited the zoo in another town...

there was only one animal.

It was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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I went to the zoo...

I went to the zoo yesterday and I was disappointed to see the only animal they had was a single dog. It's a shih tzu.

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So i went to the zoo the other day, but there was only 1 animal there.

It was a Shih Tzu

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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A man took his family to the zoo. They only had one dog.

It was a shih tzu

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What did the Chinese mathematician name his boys?

Sun Wan and Sun Tzu

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I went to a new zoo that has opened up in my area yesterday. Wasn't really worth it, they had one animal and it was a dog.

Turns out it was a Shih Tzu.

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My kids were really excited when I took them to the zoo today, but upset to find it only had a dog

It was a shih tzu

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What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

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A new zoo opened up in my town, but it only has one dog.

It's a shih tzu

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A walk to the zoo.

A man walks for four days to visit a zoo.

The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

The dog looks like a St. Bernard, but the man is steadfast in his belief that it is, with certainty, a Shih Tzu.

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A guy walks into a zoo. The only animal there was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

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A man and his daughter go to a zoo

The daughter says to her father, "Wow, I can't believe that zoo had nothing but dogs."
The father says back, "Yeah, it was a total shih tzu".

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I always thought a shih tzu was...

a zoo without animals.

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What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A mutt.

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A woman goes to an almost empty zoo and all that was there was a small dog...

it was a shih tzu.

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There's only a dog in an otherwise empty zoo

It's a shih tzu.

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So I took my kid to the zoo the other day but all they had was a dog

It was a Shih Tzu

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A man decides to go to the zoo

There was only a dog there.

It was a shih tzu.

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A man took his family to the zoo

The only animal in the zoo was a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.

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What do you get if you mix a bulldog and a shih tzu?

Bullshit...

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What do you call a Bulldog - Shih Tzu mix?

A Tzu Dog. Because your other idea was bullshit.

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The new zoo just opened...

I heard its not very good though, it only has one dog.

Its a Shih Tzu

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My neighbor's Shih Tzu dog mated with my Bulldog.

now I have a Bullshiht.

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I went to the zoo the other day...

It was just a really bad zoo overall, just a run down old place. It had only animal too, a dog.
It was a shih tzu.

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I crossed a Lhasa Apso with a Shih tzu.

But all I got was Lhasa Shit.

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A man goes to the zoo...

When he gets there he realizes that this particular zoo only has one animal. A dog..
It was a shi tzu

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What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

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One time we successfully mated a bulldog and a shih tzu

We called it a bullshit

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Where do they put all the chinese space animals?

The Sun Tzu

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