Tyrone Jokes
57 tyrone jokes and hilarious tyrone puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tyrone that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the best Tyrone jokes! Everyone loves a good chuckle and Tyrone fans are no different. From funny quotes about the county GAA team to jokes about the kid from Recess, Tyrone fans are sure to appreciate this list of humorous jokes. So, if you're looking for a good laugh, read on and enjoy!
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Funniest Tyrone Short Jokes
Short tyrone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tyrone humour may include short recess jokes also.
- Someone called me racist for saying "black paint" Apparently the politically correct term is "Tyrone, please paint the fence".
- Apparently saying "Black Paint" is not politically correct, The right way to say it is "Tyrone, please paint the wall"
- An African American woman has 5 son's, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How do you tell them apart? By their last names.
- Everything's racist these days. You can't even say "black paint" anymore.
You have to say "Tyrone, paint that wall". - I hate all the political correctness these days, I can't even say "black paint" anymore. Now I have to say "Tyrone please paint the fence."
- A teacher in a Chicago kindergarten class asked... her class what kind of sound a pig makes.
Little Tyrone stood up and yelled: "FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!" - Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say "Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"
- Everyone's so politically correct these days. You can't even say "black paint" anymore. You have to say "Tyrone, would you kindly paint my fence?"
- A black woman has 5 children, all named Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? Their last names.
- What did the black lady name her 5 children? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did they know when she was talking to them?
She called them by their last names.
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Tyrone One Liners
Which tyrone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tyrone? I can suggest the ones about names and grader.
- What did Hurricane Tyrone say as it made landfall? Where the white beaches at?!?
- My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday. Poor Tyrone..
- If white guys have testosterone, what do black guys have? Testos-Tyrone
- What do you call a Dinosaur named Tyrone? Tyronosaurus Rex
- Tom, John and Tyrone walk into a bar V
- What do you say when you see your TV floating at night? "Put it down, Tyrone!"
- Sally had 4 cookies. Tyrone steals 4 of them. What colour is Tyrone?
- Hi there Jamal, what's your parents names? Chantal and probably Tyrone
- My friend told me a joke. I responded that jokes so dark it could be named tyrone"
- Why was Tyrone arrested? Blackmail.
- What do you call a black spider? a Tyrone-tula
- Racist Maths If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?
- What's Tyrone's favorite type of grape? Gan-grape
- What's black and smells like Shiraz? Tyrone Lannister
- If Johnny has $20 and Tyrone takes $16... What color is Tyrone?
Comedy Tyrone Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about tyrone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dads jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tyrone pranks.
Tyrone
One day in his third grade class, Tyrone asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom. While he's in the bathroom, peeing, his classmate, Timmy enters and begins peeing in the stall right next to Tyrone. Naturally, he is a little curious, so Tyrone looks over the stall to see if Timmy's wee wee is as big as his.
When he gets back to class, he asks the teacher, "How come my wee wee is so much bigger than Timmy's? Is it because I am black and he is white"?
The teacher answers, "No, Tyrone, it's because you are 17 years old".
A Black Woman
So there is a black woman who has four kids.
The first one is named Tyrone.
The second one is named Tyrone.
The third one is named Tyrone.
And the fourth one is maned Tyrone.
How does she tell them apart?
By their last name.
I hate political correctness nowadays...
I can't even say "Black paint."
I have to say "Tyrone, could you please paint the walls for me."
I hate how politically correct the world is becoming...
No longer am I allowed to say "black paint." Now I have to say "Tyrone can you please paint."
The world has become so politically correct these days...
...that you can't say black paint anymore...
You have to say "Tyrone, please paint my fence."
Society is so sensitive these days. I can't even say "black paint" anymore without being called racist....
I now have to say "Tyrone, could you paint the wall please."
A black women names all of her 4 children Tyrone...
How did she tell them apart?
She looked at their last names...
The world has changed so much...
You can't say' "black paint" anymore.
You have to say, "Tyrone, please paint the fence."
Political Correctness is out of hand
You can't even say "black paint" anymore,
You have to say "Tyrone, please paint my fence."
These days you can't even say ''black paint'' anymore
You have to politely ask, "Tyrone, will you please paint the wall?"
It's now apparently politically incorrect to say "Black paint"
Now you have to say "Tyrone can you please go paint the fence?".
What did the black woman name her five children?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone
How did she tell them apart you ask?
She just called em by their last name.
My school had an emergency fire alarm today
From what I heard, Tyrone dropped his mixtape at lunch.
I was called a racist for saying "black paint".
Apparently the proper phrasing is "Tyrone, could you please add another coat?"
A black mother has five kids: Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How does she tell them apart?
By their last names
The world has just gotten way too politically correct
You can't even say something as completely innocent as "black paint", for example. Now you have to say something like, "Tyrone, please paint my fence."
Political correctness has gotten so restrictive these days. Now I can't even say, "Black paint."
I have to say, "Please paint that wall, Tyrone."
A woman has 5 kids in the hood and names them all tyrone. How does she tell their names apart?
The last names.
A woman had five sons.
She named them Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart?
She just called them by their last names.
Everyone is so sensitive and everything has to be completely politically correct nowadays, you can't even say 'black paint'.
You have to say "Tyrone, could you please paint the wall?"
This world is so politically incorrect we can't even say 'black paint.'
We have to say "Tyrone, would you please paint that wall?"
What did the black mom name her children
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone... She told them apart by their last names
Not sure if this has been done before but oh well
Everybody is getting so politically correct nowadays you can't even say black, paint. You have to say Tyrone paint that wall.
A racist, a misandrist and a misanthropist kills Thanos
The racist, Tyrone, says: "I need it - so I can remove all the asian people. I really don't like them".
The misandrist, Evelyn, says: "No I need it more - so I can remove all men from existence!"
"Don't be silly! If you remove all the men, women will die out too!" Tyrone shouts out angrily.
While Tyrone and Evelyn argue. Jacob, the misanthropist takes the gauntlet and says: "Don't worry guys today is your lucky day, I got you both covered and then some!"
