Tyre Jokes
10 tyre jokes and hilarious tyre puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tyre that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Tired of the same old jokes? Get ready to laugh out loud with this hilarious collection of tyre jokes. From flat tyres to spare tyres, bald tyres to changing tyres, you'll be sure to find some fun in this collection of tyre puns. From classic jokes about Goodyear tyres to offbeat puns involving the Pyrenees and dago, these tyre jokes will definitely make you smile.
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Silly & Ridiculous Tyre Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What is a good tyre joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My Girlfriend's Got A Puncture
My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."
"Oh John!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."
I got out of my car, exasperated, and phoned my wife. I said, "Unbelievable...I was on my way to the bowling alley with my friends and my tyre went flat."
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
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Just been down the garage, £30 for a tyre pump.
Thirty quid!
Thirty b**... quid for a tyre pump!
They were £20 last year! This time last year, same brand, I promise you, twenty quid and not a penny more!
But I guess that's the cost of inflation.
It now takes a dollar more to pump up a tyre at the local garage
I guess it's due to inflation
I used to live in a tyre until it got punctured...
...I'm now living in a flat.
I kept having these crazy dreams where I woke up covered in Tyre tracks...
My Psychiatrist is convinced I'm a 'cycle-path'
Classes for "How to fix a flat tyre" will commence tonight
Please make sure to bring your bicycle.
If you can't make it, there's no pressure.
A man goes into his doctors with tyre tracks all across his back.
The doctor says, "what's the matter?"
"I'm feeling a bit run down", the man replies.
What does a vegetarian say when their tyre goes flat?
I should've brought asparagus...
We were two feet off the ground as we bounced vigorously
'Faster!' she screamed, as we got dirtier and dirtier
But then to my dismay, the rubber tore
Still, it was easy to change the tyre and we enjoyed the rest of the off-roading adventure
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