Tyrannosaurus Rex Jokes
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Short tyrannosaurus rex jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tyrannosaurus rex humour may include short tyrannosaurus jokes also.
- A man walks into a gun shop and sees that the clerk is a Tyrannosaurus Rex. He asks, "What's with the small arms?"
- What do you call a sleeping Tyrannosaurus Rex? A DynaSnore!
A popsicle stick joke that cracked me up today. - In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Tyrannosaurus Rex One Liners
Which tyrannosaurus rex one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tyrannosaurus rex? I can suggest the ones about t rex and triceratops.
- Why was the Tyrannosaurus rex selling handguns? Because he was a small arms dealer.
- What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE!
- What do you say when two T-rex break up from a relationship? - Tyrannosaurus EX
- How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk? It squats down on a Triceratops.
- What do you call a vegan Tyrannosaurus rex? A tree rex.
- What do you call a small Tyrannosaurus Rex? A Tinysaurus Rex.
- What do you call a glass Tyrannosaurus Rex? Pyrex
- Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly? They're all dead!
- What did the Tyrannosaurus Rex feel when it saw the Ankylosaurus approaching? Ankxiety
- The Tyrannosaurus Rex was Let Go from His Job. Another victim of small arms fire.
- Why is dinosaur traffic so bad? Because of all the Tyrannosaurus Rex...
- Why aren't dinosaurs allowed to drive? Too many Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Hilarious Fun Tyrannosaurus Rex Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about tyrannosaurus rex you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dinosaur jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tyrannosaurus rex pranks.
The "Age" of Dinosaurs
A woman takes her children to a museum of natural history. As they gaze with wonder at a skeleton of *Tyrannosaurus rex*, she asks a museum guide, a bright-eyed young fellow, "can you tell me how old it is?"
The museum guide responds, "well, ma'am, that particular skeleton is 65 million and 2 years, 4 months, and 25 days old."
"Amazing!" the mother replies. "How can you know that so well?"
"Well," replied the museum guide eagerly, "when I started working here, I asked a scientist working on it the same question. He told me it was 65 million years old. And that was 2 years, 4 months, and 25 days ago."
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When a Tyrannosaurus Rex went missing from a Zoo meant for Dinosaur...
It was reported to be "**Armed & Dangerous**".