Tyrannosaurus Jokes

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Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead

The "Age" of Dinosaurs

A woman takes her children to a museum of natural history. As they gaze with wonder at a skeleton of *Tyrannosaurus rex*, she asks a museum guide, a bright-eyed young fellow, "can you tell me how old it is?"

The museum guide responds, "well, ma'am, that particular skeleton is 65 million and 2 years, 4 months, and 25 days old."

"Amazing!" the mother replies. "How can you know that so well?"

"Well," replied the museum guide eagerly, "when I started working here, I asked a scientist working on it the same question. He told me it was 65 million years old. And that was 2 years, 4 months, and 25 days ago."

Long ago, when dinosaurs walked the earth,...

A young Tyrannosaurus Rex was out on the hunt when he stopped to take a drink from a nearby lake.

There, cooling off in the water, he saw the most beautiful Triceratops in all of Pangea. He asked her her name and invited her to go out hunting but she told him she wasn't really into that kind of thing.

The T-Rex liked her anyway though so they started going together.

Even though his parents complained that it was awkward at Christmas dinner and all his friends laughed about how she had him eating salads, he still asked her to marry him.

He was happier because he'd never met a dinosaur like herbivore.

Wow, carbon dating has improved in recent years!

A museum visitor was admiring a Tyrannosaurus fossil, and asked a nearby museum employee how old it was. "That skeleton's sixty-five million and three years, two months and eighteen days old," the employee replied.

"How can you know it that well?" she asked.

"Well, when I started working here, I asked a scientist the exact same question, and he said it was sixty-five million years oldβ€”and that was three years, two months and eighteen days ago."

A dinosaur goes to a supermarket

A dinosaur goes to the supermarket to do some grocery shopping. He gets to the register and the worker scans all his items. When all the scanning is done, and the dinosaur has to pay, the worker asks:

'So how are you paying today?'

The dinosaur replies:

'With tyrannosaurus checks.'

What do dinosaurs use to pay their bills?

Tyrannosaurus Checks

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Why don't dinosaurs drive?

Because the Tyrannosaurus wrecks

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

A man walks into a gun shop and sees that the clerk is a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

He asks, "What's with the small arms?"

What do you get when you cross a female tyrannosaur with a male tyrannosaur?

Tyrannosaurus Sex!


*I apologize deeply, I'm so...so sorry*

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Kid at the museum

Kid: "How old is that Tyrannosaurus skeleton?"
Guide: "70,000,006 years."
Kid: "Wow. How can you be so exact?"
Guide: "They told me it was 70,000,000 years old when I started working here."

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Where do baby dinosaurs come from?

Tyrannosaurus Sex

What do you call a small Tyrannosaurus Rex?

A Tinysaurus Rex.

What do you call a dinosaur that gets in a car accident?

A tyrannosaurus wreck.

Why can't the tyrannosaurus clap?

Because they're extinct.

What do you call a glass Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Pyrex

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

I once met a dinosaur who was also a sorceress...

She put me in a tyrannosaurus hex.

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

-What's your zodiac sign?

-Tyrannosaurus.
-But that's not even a real sign.
-None of the zodiac signs are real.

What was the most destructive dinosaur of the prehistoric era?

*Tyrannosaurus Wrecks*

The Tyrannosaurus Rex was Let Go from His Job.

Another victim of small arms fire.

Why is dinosaur traffic so bad?

Because of all the Tyrannosaurus Rex...

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