Tyrannosaurus Jokes
48 tyrannosaurus jokes and hilarious tyrannosaurus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tyrannosaurus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these funny Tyrannosaurus jokes! Get some dinosaur-themed laughs with this collection of jokes about tyrannosaurs, megasoreass and veloci.
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Funniest Tyrannosaurus Short Jokes
Short tyrannosaurus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tyrannosaurus humour may include short t rex jokes also.
- Did you know "T-shirt" is short for "tyrannosaurus shirt"..... because they have short arms?
- A man walks into a gun shop and sees that the clerk is a Tyrannosaurus Rex. He asks, "What's with the small arms?"
- What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
- What do you call a small Tyrannosaurus Rex? A Tinysaurus Rex.
- Why can't the tyrannosaurus clap? Because they're extinct.
- What do you call a dinosaur that gets in a car accident? A tyrannosaurus wreck.
- What do you call a sleeping Tyrannosaurus Rex? A DynaSnore!
A popsicle stick joke that cracked me up today. - What do you call a glass Tyrannosaurus Rex? Pyrex
- Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly? They're all dead!
- What did the Tyrannosaurus Rex feel when it saw the Ankylosaurus approaching? Ankxiety
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Tyrannosaurus One Liners
Which tyrannosaurus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tyrannosaurus? I can suggest the ones about triceratops and dinosaur.
- Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap? Because they're dead
- T-Shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt... Because of the short arms
- Why was the Tyrannosaurus rex selling handguns? Because he was a small arms dealer.
- What happens when you let dinosaurs drive? You get tyrannosaurus wrecks.
- What do you call a dinosaur who's lost his girlfriend A tyrannosaurus-ex
- Why can't a Tyrannosaurus Rex do pushups? Because they're extinct.
- What do dinosaurs use to pay their bills? Tyrannosaurus Checks
- Why don't dinosaurs drive? Because the Tyrannosaurus wrecks
- What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE!
- What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
- Interesting fact: T-Shirt is short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt… Because of the short arms.
- What do you say when two T-rex break up from a relationship? - Tyrannosaurus EX
- How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk? It squats down on a Triceratops.
- How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus-Chex
- What do you call a vegan Tyrannosaurus rex? A tree rex.
Tyrannosaurus Rex Jokes
Here is a list of funny tyrannosaurus rex jokes and even better tyrannosaurus rex puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep. - The Tyrannosaurus Rex was Let Go from His Job. Another victim of small arms fire.
- Why is dinosaur traffic so bad? Because of all the Tyrannosaurus Rex...
- Why aren't dinosaurs allowed to drive? Too many Tyrannosaurus Rex.
- When a Tyrannosaurus Rex went missing from a Zoo meant for Dinosaur... It was reported to be "**Armed & Dangerous**".
Uproarious Tyrannosaurus Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about tyrannosaurus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dinosaurs jurassic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tyrannosaurus pranks.
The "Age" of Dinosaurs
A woman takes her children to a museum of natural history. As they gaze with wonder at a skeleton of *Tyrannosaurus rex*, she asks a museum guide, a bright-eyed young fellow, "can you tell me how old it is?"
The museum guide responds, "well, ma'am, that particular skeleton is 65 million and 2 years, 4 months, and 25 days old."
"Amazing!" the mother replies. "How can you know that so well?"
"Well," replied the museum guide eagerly, "when I started working here, I asked a scientist working on it the same question. He told me it was 65 million years old. And that was 2 years, 4 months, and 25 days ago."
A dinosaur goes to a supermarket
A dinosaur goes to the supermarket to do some grocery shopping. He gets to the register and the worker scans all his items. When all the scanning is done, and the dinosaur has to pay, the worker asks:
'So how are you paying today?'
The dinosaur replies:
'With tyrannosaurus checks.'
What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car c**...?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
What do you get when you cross a female tyrannosaur with a male tyrannosaur?
Tyrannosaurus s**...!
*I apologize deeply, I'm so...so sorry*
Kid at the museum
Kid: "How old is that Tyrannosaurus skeleton?"
Guide: "70,000,006 years."
Kid: "Wow. How can you be so exact?"
Guide: "They told me it was 70,000,000 years old when I started working here."
Where do baby dinosaurs come from?
Tyrannosaurus s**...
