Typo Jokes
78 typo jokes and hilarious typo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about typo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Typo Short Jokes
Short typo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The typo humour may include short typing error jokes also.
- If I had a dollar for every time I saw that rabbit typo joke reposted here I'd be a millionhare
- TIL Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type "O". I guess you can call it a typo.
- Your adorable! She texted me: Your adorable!
I replied: No. You're adorable!
Now she likes me a lot... All I did was point out her typo. - Did you hear about the two criminals who stole a calendar? They both got 6 months.
P.S this is my first ever post! Please be nice!
Sorry for the typo - There are two typos of people in the world...
... those who proofread, and those who don't. - why can't you put a Subaru in reverse? Because then U R A Bus!
(Reposted to fix typo where I misspelled subaru) - Bernie Sanders joins list of 2020 Democratic Presidential candidates. Err sorry, typo. That should be:
Bernie Sanders joins list of 2,020 Democratic Presidential candidates. - The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect blood type on my form I told them it was Typo
- My DR sent me a text. I read;
"What blod type are you?"
I replied "Typo". - My girlfriend says i procrastrinrate a lot. I'll fix the typo tomorrow.
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Typo One Liners
Which typo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with typo? I can suggest the ones about spelling mistake and spelling error.
- What's Autocorrect's blood type? typo negative
- What's my blod type? Typo
- A man walks into a bear The bear says "unfortunate typo" and eats him
- What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo
- I never misspell words. My blood is typo negative
- What kind of blood did the mna have who culdn't spel right? Typo.
- What do you call a typo on a tombstone A grave mistake.
- What is a bad speller's blood type? Typo
- What's a proofreader's blood type? typo
- My dic is so small... That the above is not a typo.
- When we see typos and do nothing the errorists win
- What's your blud type bob? Typo
- What blood type is someone with dyslexia? Typo
- Why do hospitals love skilled secretaries? Because they're typo-negative.
- Spelling Errors? I don't do that typo thing.
Typo Error Jokes
Here is a list of funny typo error jokes and even better typo error puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A guy makes spelling errors so often it's in his blood. He's typo.
- A self-help book sold 3000 copies on the day of its release. A self-help book sold 3000 copies on the day of its release because of a typo error.
The title read 'How to change your wife'. - If you're genetically predisposed to spelling and grammar errors, does that mean you're… …typo positive?
- The faster a scientist types, the more errors he makes. That's his *typo*thesis, anyway.
Uproarious Typo Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about typo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean typewriter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make typo pranks.
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By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:
**"A man who lays with another man should be s**...."** [Leviticus 20:13 esv]
Edit1: a typo
Edit2: thanks for the gold humorous stranger!
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Every time you make a typo...
the errorists win
What do you call the famous astronomer whose observations were the foundation of Kelper's great works.
Typo Brahe.
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Typos change everything
Mollahs wanted to bring the scientific method to Iran, but then someone in the process mistyped "trial and error" into "rial and t**..."
Why does the blood bank never make mistakes?
Because they're typo negative
I thought my blood type was A...
turns out it was a typo
One typo and suddenly
You wish you were dad
What's the difference between Melania Trump and the FBI?
The FBI is still coming for President Trump.
(Fixed the typo...)
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My sister keeps trying to get me to have s**... with her.
I keep refusing, but she's really incestant.
^(from a *GLORIOUS* typo spotted in AdviceAnimals. Couldn't resist.)
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n**...'s fight a lot of adversity.
*Diversity*. Sorry, typo.
Some typos on my registration caused my car to be repoed
I've never been so carless in my life.
My dog f8nally went out and got a job today.
He's a roofer.
Typo, meant to say "finally" not f8nally." Sorry.
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My doctor was having trouble writing my prescription
I said: "Doctor, you've got a r**... thermometer in your hand!"
He replied: "d**...! Some a**...'s got my pen!"
Deleted and reposting myself due to a typo in the title
Elon Musk clarifies it was a typo.
He meant to write 'speedo'.
There was a typo in my spellbook.
And i managed to misspell it.
What do me and a typo have in common?
We were both accidents
If I had a nickel for every typo I made..
I'd probably have a lot more than 5 sense.
What blood type was the fat-thumbed stenographer?
Typo
My doctor was telling me that my blood tests had a typo
So I guess it's pretty cool to be a universal donor.
The best beer in the world
An American, a Duchman and an Irishman walked into a bar. Ill have a Budweiser, the best beer in the world, said the American. Ill have a Heineken, said the Dutchman, the ONLY beer in the world. The Irishman yawned and said, Oh, I guess Ill just have a glass of water like these girls are having.
Why do the fungi go to church today?
Because it's yeaster.
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick.
Did you hear that cops are going to start using bodycams when interacting with protesters?
Oops typo. Body*slams*.
The one thing worse than a repost? A repost with a typo.
It's just reposterous
A typographer joined the military
He was trained in Arial combat
It was a typo that caused Clinton's problems...
Monica was actually told to go down and sack his cook.
Do typos make you nauseated?
because misspellings make me \[sic\]!
I don't know about you guys...
But having typo blood feels like a mistake.
What's the difference between Amrican and British humour?
The spelling (This joke is better said out loud) (Aw frick. That's a heck of a typo)
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Vladimir Putin walks down the corridor in his office and notices a painting on the wall of himself
He says: "So, my dear Vladimir Vladimirovich, what will happen if we lose the war?"
"That's simple," says the painting, "they'll take me off and will hang you!"
(edit - typo)
I saw a bad transcriptionist's blood report today.
It was a *typ-o*
They keep calling the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial defamation case …
I think there's a typo there.
Why didn't the phlebotomist's reports need editing?
He was typo negative.
