Typing Jokes
66 typing jokes and hilarious typing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about typing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Typing Short Jokes
Short typing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The typing humour may include short typed jokes also.
- What asian stereo type do you hear the most? Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.
- My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him
- In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
- I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex Now she'll know what rejection feels like
- A priest, a Baptist minister, and a rabbit walk into the Red Cross to donate blood The nurse asks, what's your blood type?
The rabbit says, "I'm probably a Type O" - I used to think all black people had boomboxes then I realized that was just a stereo type
- My grandfather died because the medical report said he had Type A blood. Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
- A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. What type of veteran is he? A seasoned veteran.
- I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women He said the atm outside
- I told the ambulance guys the wrong blood type for my ex Now she should understand what rejection feels like.
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Typing One Liners
Which typing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with typing? I can suggest the ones about ties and keyboard.
- What type of doctor treats transgender men? A guynowcologist.
- What do you call someone with both Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes Ambidextrose
- What is the most dangerous type of canoes? Volcanoes
- What are a kidnappers favorite type of shoe? White Vans.
- What is the one type of person that will never get angry? A nomad.
- There are two types of people I hate. 1. Racists
2. The French - If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I'd be her type.
- My favorite type of bra is algebra.
- The last time I was someone's type. I was donating blood.
- What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF
- Why don't vampire use autocorrect? Because they love Type Os
- What's Autocorrect's blood type? typo negative
- What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
- What's harder the softer it gets? Typing withw my peniuasd
9damnit!) - There are 2 types of people 1. Those who are worth mentioning
Typing Error Jokes
Here is a list of funny typing error jokes and even better typing error puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call it when the blood bank makes a spelling error A type-o
- There are 2.00000001 types of programmers in the world Those who experience off-by-one errors, and those who experience rounding errors.
- An Idea can change your wife One million copies of new book just sold in two days due to typing error of just one alphabet in the title
- There are 10 types of people... too highbrow? There are 10 types of people... those who know binary, those who don't and those who understand off-by-one errors.
- Why did the statistician give his cheating ex-girlfriend the nickname "Type 2 Error?" Because he failed to reject the H^(0) when he should have.
- The faster a scientist types, the more errors he makes. That's his *typo*thesis, anyway.
- What's Griffindor favorites hair stylist? Hair Potter.
Credits to my friend typing error - What blood type is most likely to cause a spelling error? Type O.
Slow Typing Jokes
Here is a list of funny slow typing jokes and even better slow typing puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Teacher to Student: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of sign?
Student: The sign that says, School Ahead, Go Slow. - He was smoking and talking to his old classmate online. She asked, why he was typing so slow, and he said, because my other hand isn't free.
She is not replying anymore.
Lesson learnt.
Cheerful Fun Typing Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about typing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean text jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make typing pranks.
So if we get our mouth washed out with soap for saying naughty words, Should we get our hands washed for typing them?
Should we get our hands washed for typing them?
I traded five of my rolex wathces for a ballon animal...
It really was a waste of time.
(Sorry for any bad english and what not, nord typing)
I just got a job typing capital letters for a one-armed secretary
She's really nice, but I can't stand the shift work.
Why did Billy Cosby get fired?
Because he was a typist and he was not typing fast enough.
My wife keeps telling me she can't sleep
And asked me to stop typing or She will smash my face on the keybodjeysdhvcjkdjwj827fhejwi46wixjj
You know what I hate?
1: Typing
2: Hypocrisy
3: Lists
I just came up with a long UDP joke
But it's not really worth typing out here. You guys probably wouldn't even get it.
A man walks into a library
And sheepishly asks the librarian behind the counter "excuse me, but do you have that new book for men with small p**...?".
The librarian acknowledges the request and starts typing away on her computer to check the database, she turns back to the man and says "It's not in yet..."
"That's the one!" The man says.
5% of the time I make typing mistakes while messaging english speaking friends and 95% the German auto-correction will just..
Flicken es...
An old fire mage asks his granddaughter to help him set up a "Face Book".
After she helps him sign up, add some friends, and pick a profile picture, he decides to write a short profile description as well.
"What would you like it to say?" says the granddaughter.
"Well, first, I am a fire mage, and I... love lemon meringue."
The granddaughter nods "mm-hmm" and begins typing:
"Pie-romancer."
"Here's looking at you, Kid"
is why i'm typing this from jail
Wife and husband are in the living room.
She's doing stuff in her computer, while he's sitting on the couch typing on his phone.
At one point, wife's cellphone receives a message.
Her phone is charging in the kitchen, so she stands up from her desk and goes to the kitchen.
At the kitchen, she looks up her phone and see's a text message from her husband.
"Well, since you're in the kitchen, might as well make me a sandwich."
Most Confusing Password
I was in a couple's home trying to fix their Internet connection.
The husband called out to his wife
in the other room for the computer password. Start with a capital S, then 123, she shouted back.
We tried S123 several times, but
it didn't work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, I really don't know what's so difficult about typing Start123.
I've been typing numbers into Excel all day.
My fingers have gone NUM.
What has two fat thumbs and difficulty typing?
Rgua fyt!!
A friend told me that Asians are the best at computer games because they use two keyboards instead of one.
But that's just stereo typing.
Husband goes home drunk
To avoid trouble, he takes out his laptop and pretends to be busy.
His wife went close to him and asked, "You are drunk again, right"
Husband: No!
Wife: Then why are you typing on your briefcase?
Slow typing...
After 25 years... I was chatting with my classmate -my childhood crush online. She asked me why am I typing so slow. I said because my other hand isn't free.
She's not replying anymore.
Lesson learnt
-Never smoke while texting..
I hate autocorrect
I always end up typing some thong I don't ninentdo
What secret society of social justice warriors has been sworn for a thousand years to get their only exercise typing angry comments on each other's bad CW fan fiction?
The Knights Tumblar
SMS
I was on sofa next to my wife who was eating and typing on her phone. So I heard my phone ringing at the kitchen where I was charging it. So I went to check , the sms was from my wife and she wrote "bring the salt on your way back."
A mother notices her toddler typing on the keyboard
She tells her older child, Hey look at your little brother type on the keyboard just like daddy!
Her daughter replies, No mommy, he types like you. Daddy uses one hand.
You ever hear about the headbanging metal band made up of Apple engineers?
They call themselves "Undo Typing"
T-Rex Stenographers
are good at typing in shorthand
Repost of Good Ol' Number 43.
You guys know the one with the priest and the badger... but I can't be arsed typing it all out.
My wife always says that men cannot multitask.
Well the joke is on her as I'm typing this post and cycling at the sa
Are you Drunk?
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Did u drink ??
Husband : No! I swear!
Wife: Idiot!!! Then why are you typing on your suitcase?
c**... pun
me: you know how sometimes caps lock locks you out of a website ,because you forgot to turn it off when typing the password
human society: yes
me: I guess caps lock is awfully shifty
Jesus and Satan are having a competition on who can finish an essay first
Jesus and Satan are having a competition on who can finish an essay first. 1, 2, 3, GO. Jesus starts and takes his time while Satan is typing up a storm. Satan is typing so fast that the power goes out and both computers are shut off. They start back up, and Jesus states that he is done with the essay. Riddled, Satan asks how he wrote that fast.
Jesus turns to him and simply says, "Jesus saves."
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
An American is typing on a computer when he flies into a rage, shouting "How the h**... am I misspelling color"?
A Canadian takes a quick look at the screen before rolling his eyes and walking away, saying "that sounds like a you problem".
Roaming Zombie
A zombie was roaming through the woods looking for something to eat.
He came across two men - one sitting under a tree and reading a book, & the other typing away on his typewriter.
The zombie quickly pounced on the man reading the book and started to devour him.
Because even a brain dead zombie knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
Break up
My boyfriend just broke up with me, he was sick and tired of my constant zodiac puns.
It Taurus apart.
I'm in Pisces typing this
What's one thing you almost never need but if you need it once and don't have it, you probably won't need it ever again?
Parachute.
PS: Just as I was typing this out I realized a seatbelt would fit the category too.
A guy on m**... decides to sell his chameleon, and starts typing an ad
I have a red chameleon for sale. Nope a blue one. Scratch that, a green chameleon. Wooow, not for sale.
Jesus and the Devil have challenged each other to a typing battle on MS Word
It's a close battle and they're down to the last word, when boom! Power outage!
When the power outage is resolved, all of the Devil's progress was lost, but Jesus only had one word to type!
Moral of the story: Jesus saves, and so should you.
What do you call person that stands behind you when your typing on your laptop?
A character witness
I hate autocorrect.
I'm always typing things I didn't Nintendo
