Typewriter Jokes
26 typewriter jokes and hilarious typewriter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about typewriter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Typewriter Short Jokes
Short typewriter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The typewriter humour may include short computer keyboard jokes also.
- If you give a monkey a typewriter, it will eventually write Shakespeare... ...If you give a monkey a camcorder, it will eventually film a dead body and post it to the internet.
- What did Jim Carey say when his typewriter broke? I'll writey then!
My girlfriend just came up with that on a juice run to the kitchen :\] - Given infinite time, a million monkeys with a million typewriters will eventually become a very creepy room filled with an equal count of typewriters and monkey skeletons
- Apparently, they once sat William Shakespeare in front of an infinite number of typewriters. After a week, he had written "ooh aahh ooh ooh"
- A recent archeological dig was finished at historic Stratford-upon-Avon They found many typewriters and many, many, more monkey skeletons
- The best joke from my school days There are two elephants sitting in a bathtub.
One says to the other, "Hey can you pass the soap?"
The other one replies, "Only if you pass the typewriter!" - A dozen monkeys, locked in a room with typewriters and infinite time would produce Shakespeare. What do you get when you give a gorilla a smartphone for an afternoon? @realDonaldTrump
- Why is there no pharmacy school at A&M? The Aggies can't figure out how to get the bottles into the typewriter.
- Given enough time, a monkey on a typewriter typing randomly could type all the works by Shakespeare. But my crush still haven't finished her bath.
- I could write a perfect book if I had the right tools All I need is unlimited monkeys with typewriters
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Typewriter One Liners
Which typewriter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with typewriter? I can suggest the ones about printer and typo.
- FOR SALE: Typewriter! In perfet ondition.
- Typewriter be like 1% battery
- Did you know that my typewriter is pregnant? No, it is? Yup, it skipped a period.
- what did one typewriter say to the other? I must be pregnant ... I missed a period ...
- The pen isnt mightier than the sword.... A Chicago Typewriter is.
- Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
- Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
- A priest said that m**... is the devils typewriter Guess im writing a novel tonight
- To the fellow that gave me his typewriter Yo can rn bt yu can't hide
Hilarious Fun Typewriter Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about typewriter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean keyboard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make typewriter pranks.
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A child tells her mother "Daddy says he needs to borrow your typewriter"...
The woman smiles, knowing this is their secret code for s**..., but knowing she is on her period, tells her daughter "Tell Daddy that my typewriter only has red ink right now." So the child goes to tell her father.
The next day, the mother tells her child, "Tell Daddy he can use my typewriter now." When the child comes back, she tells her mother. "Daddy said he borrowed the neighbors typewriter."
3 Jokes about bars:
1.
A duck walks into a bar.
He says "Give me a beer. Put it on my bill."
2.
A typewriter walks into a bar.
He says "Give me a beer. Put it on my tab."
3.
A skeleton walks into a bar.
He says "Give me a beer. Uh, and a mop."
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Roaming Zombie
A zombie was roaming through the woods looking for something to eat.
He came across two men - one sitting under a tree and reading a book, & the other typing away on his typewriter.
The zombie quickly pounced on the man reading the book and started to devour him.
Because even a brain dead zombie knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
They said if you put a million monkeys on typewriters they'd eventually bang out a work of art.
Well, I've been reading the YouTube comment section for years and haven't seen a single line of Shakespeare.
A friend was having trouble with her oldschool mechanical typewriter.
She said 'It's great to have such a retro device, however it doesn't work properly'.
I asked 'What is wrong with it?'
She replied 'Well some of the keys get stuck and I have to move them back manually'
'Ah I think I have a solution'
'Please tell me'
'Well what you need to do is press W, D, 4, T, all at once and it should loosen up'.
It has been said that a million monkeys hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type complete works of William Shakespeare.....
With the advent of internet, now we know that is not true!
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
If you give an infinite amount of monkeys with typewriters an infinite amount of time, they will eventually recreate all of Shakespeare's masterpieces accidentally...
But give them five minutes, and they'll have the script of The Last Jedi.
