Types Jokes

• Short Types Jokes
• Types One Liners
• Two Types Of People Jokes
• There Are Two Types Of People Jokes
• Personality Types Jokes
• Cheese Types Jokes
• More Types Jokes

Funniest Types Short Jokes

Short types jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The types humour may include short typed jokes also.

1. What asian stereo type do you hear the most? Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.
2. My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him
3. In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
   
4. I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex Now she'll know what rejection feels like
5. A priest, a Baptist minister, and a rabbit walk into the Red Cross to donate blood The nurse asks, what's your blood type?
   The rabbit says, "I'm probably a Type O"
6. I used to think all black people had boomboxes then I realized that was just a stereo type
7. My grandfather died because the medical report said he had Type A blood. Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
8. A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. What type of veteran is he? A seasoned veteran.
9. I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women He said the atm outside
10. I told the ambulance guys the wrong blood type for my ex Now she should understand what rejection feels like.

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Types One Liners

Which types one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with types? I can suggest the ones about typing and ties.

1. What type of doctor treats transgender men? A guynowcologist.
2. What do you call someone with both Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes Ambidextrose
3. What is the most dangerous type of canoes? Volcanoes
4. What are a kidnappers favorite type of shoe? White Vans.
5. What is the one type of person that will never get angry? A nomad.
6. There are two types of people I hate. 1. Racists
   2. The French
7. If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I'd be her type.
8. My favorite type of bra is algebra.
9. The last time I was someone's type. I was donating blood.
10. What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF
11. Why don't vampire use autocorrect? Because they love Type Os
12. What's Autocorrect's blood type? typo negative
13. What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
14. What's harder the softer it gets? Typing withw my peniuasd
    9damnit!)
15. There are 2 types of people 1. Those who are worth mentioning

Two Types Of People Jokes

Here is a list of funny two types of people jokes and even better two types of people puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There are two types of people in this world: Those who can infer from insufficient information,
• There are two types of people in this world: One, who can extrapolate from incomplete data, Two.
• There's two types of people Those that can deduce facts from incomplete data
• There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them both.
• There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate information based off of the given context
• There are two types of people: 1. People who are able to extrapolate from incomplete data
• Sony created two new stereos. One has good bass for black people to listen to rap music. The other has good treble for white people to listen to country.
  Those are two stereo types.
• There are two types of people in this world. Those that can make educated guesses based on context.
• There are two types of people... Those who can extrapolate.
• There's two types of people in the world Those who proofread their posts, and those who do

There Are Two Types Of People Jokes

Here is a list of funny there are two types of people jokes and even better there are two types of people puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There Are Two Types Of People In The World: ...those who believe that people can be generalized into two groups, and those who don't.
• There are two types of people in the world Those who can draw a conclusion from a single piece of information
• There are two types of people that I hate the most. One, there are racists;
  the other, there are creepy, disgusting blue-skinned elves who are the enemy to the humankind.
• There are two types of people And they're both sick and tired of being put into two groups.
• I hate two types of people... haters and hypocrites.
• There were two types of people in the Soviet Union People who supported the Communist Party and dead people.
• There are two types of people. Some people only see black and white and refuse to acknowledge shades and complex non-straightforward situations, and the others... no, wait, I've changed my mind.
• Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.
• After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world Those who can read signs, and customers.
• There are two types of people in this world.... Those who are intelligent,
  And those who believe there are 12 types of people in this world.

Personality Types Jokes

Here is a list of funny personality types jokes and even better personality types puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
• Some people have a Type-A personality I tend to have a Type-O persnraltiy
• What's your favorite asian stereo type? Personally, I love sony sound system with surround sound.
• What's Jesus' Myers-Briggs personality type? INRI
• What's an Amish person's favourite type of raisin? Barn raisin'
• I never thought I'd be the type of person to wake up at 5 in the morning to exercise. I was right.
• What's a blind person's favorite type of joke? Dark.
• What type of person doesn't like Pizza? A WeirDOUGH.
• My father is a very down to earth type person Buried 6 feet deep
• Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls? There's tall, short, and great personality

Cheese Types Jokes

Here is a list of funny cheese types jokes and even better cheese types puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What type of milk is swiss cheese made of? Whole milk.
• What type of cheese will always hurt your tummy? OUCHIES!!
• What is a nun's favourite type of cheese? Swiss cheese, cuz they're holey
• What type of cheese is the lonliest? Provalone.
• What type of cheese do you put on a Tesco's lasagne? Maskapony cheese of course!
  (British joke)
• What type of cheese is strong? Shredded cheese.
• I walked up to the miserable old woman that lives at the end of my street. I said, "What's your favourite type of sandwich?"
  She said, "Probably cheese."
  I said, "Cheese isn't a type of sand."
• What's a guitarist favour type of cheese? Shredded cheese
• What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese? *Gorgon*zola
• What was Emperor Palpatine's favourite type of cheese? Gooooouda...
  (This joke only makes sense depending on how you pronounce Gouda)

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