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180 type jokes and hilarious type puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about type that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article will discuss the various types of jokes related to blood type, genre, and sort. Learn the best Candice type and Ligma type jokes, and find out why "you the type" or "Malone Brown type" has become popular. Discover the various type jokes that exist in Minecraft and how to use them for a good laugh.

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Funniest Type Short Jokes

Short type jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The type humour may include short typing jokes also.

  1. What asian stereo type do you hear the most? Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.
  2. My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him
  3. In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
  4. I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex Now she'll know what rejection feels like
  5. A priest, a Baptist minister, and a rabbit walk into the Red Cross to donate blood The nurse asks, what's your blood type?
    The rabbit says, "I'm probably a Type O"
  6. I used to think all black people had boomboxes then I realized that was just a stereo type
  7. My grandfather died because the medical report said he had Type A blood. Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
  8. A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. What type of veteran is he? A seasoned veteran.
  9. I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women He said the atm outside
  10. I told the ambulance guys the wrong blood type for my ex Now she should understand what rejection feels like.

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Type One Liners

Which type one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with type? I can suggest the ones about genre and ties.

  1. What type of doctor treats transgender men? A guynowcologist.
  2. What do you call someone with both Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes Ambidextrose
  3. What is the most dangerous type of canoes? Volcanoes
  4. What are a kidnappers favorite type of shoe? White Vans.
  5. What is the one type of person that will never get angry? A nomad.
  6. There are two types of people I hate. 1. Racists
    2. The French
  7. If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I'd be her type.
  8. My favorite type of bra is algebra.
  9. The last time I was someone's type. I was donating blood.
  10. What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF
  11. Why don't vampire use autocorrect? Because they love Type Os
  12. What's Autocorrect's blood type? typo negative
  13. What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
  14. What's harder the softer it gets? Typing withw my peniuasd
    9damnit!)
  15. There are 2 types of people 1. Those who are worth mentioning

Blood Type Jokes

Here is a list of funny blood type jokes and even better blood type puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Doctor: I think the patient is dying. What's his blood type? Nurse: B positive.
    Doctor: Okay. I think the patient is going to make it.
  • A priest, a lawyer, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank... ... and the nurse asks, "what types are you?"
    The rabbit says, "I'm probably a Type O."
  • A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a blood donation clinic The nurse asked the rabbit, What's your blood type?
    I'm probably a type-O said the rabbit.
  • My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type As he died, he kept insisting be positive , but it's hard without him.
  • My friend died when he couldn't remember his blood type He kept saying "be positive", but it's hard without him.
  • I donate my O- blood as often as allowed, but I don't do it to help others. The blood donation center is just the only place I can go where I'm everyone's type.
  • A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk into a blood donor tent The rabbit says "I might be a type O"
  • A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk in to deliver blood. The priest says- I'm a type A
    The minister says- I'm a type B
    The rabbit says- I think I'm a typo
  • My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to be positive, but it's hard without him.
  • TIL Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type "O". I guess you can call it a typo.

Type Of Guy Jokes

Here is a list of funny type of guy jokes and even better type of guy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I saw a skinny guy getting brutally beat up by 5 huge guys! I'm not the hero type, but still decided to help out. It felt good being on the winning side for once.
  • There are 10 types of people in the world The ones who understand binary and the ones who don't. And apparently eight more the guy wouldn't tell me about. Smug git
  • There's now a morning after pill for guys. It changes your blood type.
  • Is it okay to hate certain races? Because I hate the 10k, more of a 5k type of guy.
  • Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor? He kept getting type cast.
  • Our dad died because we couldn't remember his blood type to tell the paramedics... ...he kept telling us to 'be positive' right until the end, but that's just the type of guy he was.
  • Some guy hit on me at the keyboard store today I told him he wasn't my type.
  • You guys know what Mario's favorite type of pants are? *Denim Denim Denim*
  • Joke \#1: I met this guy the other day, but I've really been trying to figure out what makes him tic...
    \#2: Oh so they're the mysterious type?
    1#: No they've got tourettes.
  • A guy dumped his girlfriend for a keyboard. She just wasn't his type.
Type joke, A guy dumped his girlfriend for a keyboard.

Your The Type Of Guy Jokes

Here is a list of funny your the type of guy jokes and even better your the type of guy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • There are only two type of guys. Those who pee in the shower And those who lie.
  • A local caricature artist got arrested today I always thought he was a sketchy type of guy.
  • Guy at work saw I was jealous of his new keyboard... He said we can type on it at the same time but our hands might touch, I said that's ok - no home row bro.
  • Guys I need help. What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself? I can't even
  • My friend Ellis is the type of guy who tells us everything about his life. But as a teacher, he's very closed off towards his students. To them, he's just a Mr. E.
  • I just came up with a long UDP joke But it's not really worth typing out here. You guys probably wouldn't even get it.
  • Have you guys heard there is a new type of broom out Sweeping the nation
  • What is a racist guy's favorite type of monitor? 3k
  • I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type.
  • What's a nice guys favorite type of wood? M'hogany

Story Type Jokes

Here is a list of funny story type jokes and even better story type puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Which type of people are the world's fastest readers [DARK HUMOUR] 9/11 victims. They went through more than 50 stories in 10 seconds.
  • Q: What type of book has only characters and no story?
    A: A telephone book.
  • What type of people read the fastest? 9/11 victims. One when through 104 stories in a few seconds.
  • True story, I was walking chatting with my buddy telling him I was going to visit a concentration camp on Poland. He asked me if it was a type of yoga retreat.
    (millenials...)
  • What is a perverted pirate's favorite type of story of the sea? A whale tale.
  • What type of stories do c**... addicts write? Snort stories
Type joke, What type of stories do c**... addicts write?

Comical Type Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about type you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean style jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make type pranks.

Two high school graduates are discussing their future college plans. The first says "I'm planning on going into farming, it's what my father did and it makes good money." The second asks "What type of farming? Wheat, corn, livestock?"

"I don't know man, there are so many fields to choose from."

So there's this man with a parrot.

And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a p**.... He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.
The trouble is that the guy who owns the parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the t**..., shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.
Then the guy gets mad and says, "That's it. I'll get you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet.
This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer.
For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly goes very quiet.
At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."
The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot.
Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"

What is The Fonz's blood type?

A

I was going to type up this joke about pregnancy

but I realized it was all about the delivery

There are two types of people in this world.

And I hate them both.

An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery.

But prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case a need arose.
As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so the call went out.
Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW motorcycle, diamonds and a substantial sum of money.
A couple of days later, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.
His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me another motorcycle, diamonds & money... but you only gave me a thank-you card & a box of Quality Street chocolates."
To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

Two Blondes are out on a hike....

....when one looks down and sees some tracks. "Hey look, deer tracks!" she exclaims. The other blond looks over and says, "Those aren't deer tracks! Those are rabbit tracks!" After about 10 minutes of bickering about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

A new type of broom has just been released,

It is sweeping the nation.

What type of blood does a keyboard have?

Typo

My 8-Year old patient was so pround, mom was not.

Q: What type of bees make milk?
A: BOO-Bees!
And then he just couldn't stop laughing. Mom turned 50 shades of red and blamed dad. Good times.

Yesterday my wife got stung by a bee while golfing

I asked where, and she informed me it was between the first and second holes. Being the helpful type, I advised her that her stance was too wide.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Erections happen all the time

A man is about to get a prostate exam from his doctor. Before the doctor begins, he tells the man "I must tell you, during this type of examination, erections happen all the time. They are very common, and trust me, it's nothing to be embarrassed about."
The man seems a little uncomfortable, but the doctor continues, "Now a little less common, is you may get one too."

They told me i had type A blood.

But it was a type O.

What blod type am I?

Type-O

I asked a black man on the street if he could come fix my speaker set up, since he must be good at fixing electronics.

He told me I used the wrong stereo type.

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke.

Please don't type Part A backwards

It's a trap!

What type of car did Yoda eat?

A BMW i8

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

If Trump and Hillary are both drowning and you could only save one...

What type of sandwich would you make?

What blood type do happy people have?

B Positive.

What is h**...'s favorite type of food?

Not Seafood

I have a job helping a one armed man type capitals.

It's shift work.

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't p**... well.

There are 2 types of people in this world

Those with the ability to extrapolate information from incomplete data

Which blood type was created by mistake?

Type O.

Mexican self defense

A Mexican passed a Japanese man and a Korean man as they were discussing their favorite type of martial arts.
Japanese man: I practice karate, the defense arts.
Korean man: I practice Taekwondo, teaches defense and attack.
At this point the men notice the Mexican and ask him what he practices
Mexican: Judono
Men: We have heard of Judo but not Judono, what is it?
Mexican: Well, judono if I got a gun, judono if I got a knife...

There are two types of people in this world

Those who can extrapolate information based off of the given context

I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands.

There is no cure.

Ternary joke

There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke.

Bathroom humour is not my favorite type of humour...

but it's a solid #2.

What's the worst type of tree to give as a wedding gift?

An adult tree

Two wind turbines...

Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:
He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan"

There are two types of countries,

Those that use the metric system and those that have put a man on the moon.

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade

What type of fuel do painters prefer?

Whatever makes the van gogh..
-id like to mention, for what its worth, that this is an original joke (as s**... as it is), which i thought of independently. I was and am proud of it. If anyone finds it somewhere else please burst my bubble.

There's two types of people

Those that can deduce facts from incomplete data

What are the two types of weather in Islamic countries?

It's either Sunni or s**...'ite

Two windmills were hanging out in a field. One windmill asked the other, what type of music do you like?

The other responded, I'm a huge metal fan.

Two Wind turbines are in a field.

One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"
"i'm a huge metal fan"

In memory of my father, who died of blood loss because sadly no one could figure out his blood type.

As I stood beside him it was incredibly moving to hear him repeat, over and over, these inspirational last words: "Be positive, son! Be positive!"
Father, I don't know if you can hear me, but if you do, just know I will always remember to be positive.

What type of key opens a banana?

A Monkey :3

There are 10 types of people in this world

Those who understand the ternary numeral system,
those who don't,
and those who were expecting this to be a binary joke

They say that the 10 types of people in this world are those that can read binary and those that get laid.

Can someone explain to me the other 8 types?

My dad died because we couldn't remember his blood type in time give him a transfusion

As he died he kept telling us to "be positive" but it's hard without him.

I'll never forget my dad's last words...

He needed a blood transfusion but we didn't know his blood type... he kept telling me to "be positive", but it's really hard without him...

My uncle died yesterday because we didn't know what blood type he was...

He kept saying B positive, but it'll be really hard without him.

What is a bad speller's blood type?

Typo

What's my blod type?

Typo

There are 11 types of people

01- Those who understand binary
10- Those who don't
11- those who write bad jokes on binary
*I'll see myself out*

My dad died this day last year because we didn't know his blood type to get a transfusion..

As he was dying he kept saying be positive but it was just so hard without him :/

I invented a new type of car...

Me: "I invented a new car. It's powered by silence!"
My friend: "Wow, this is going to revolutionize the industry!"
Me: "Yeah, it goes without saying."

Matthew McConaughey walks into a bakery...

Matthew: "Can I get three loaves of bread please?"
Baker: "What type do you want sir?"
Matthew: "All rye, all rye, all rye."

I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex

Now she'll know what rejection feels like...

What type of flower grows in the surface of the sun?

An Ultra-Violet

Why do Women and Children evacuate first during any type of disaster

So men can think of solutions in silence

A doctor flirted with me today, she said I was really sweet!

I think she meant I was really sweet, she worded it differently and said you're severely diabetic but I know what she meant. She said I'm type 2 and I told her she's my type too

What's your favorite asian stereo type?

Personally, I love sony sound system with surround sound.

Type joke, What's your favorite asian stereo type?

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