Tyler Jokes

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Aerosmith

According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady.

Nico is extremely optimistic and always sees the bright side of everything.

It drives his friends Connor and Tyler crazy, so one day they decide to tell him a story that he cannot find the positive in.

Nico meets Tyler at his house and Nico asks where Connor is. Tyler tells him "You didn't hear? He found his girlfriend with another guy last night and killed them both then he killed himself."

Nico says "Thank God!"

Tyler looks at him and says "Are you serious?"

Nico says "Yeah, if that would have happened a few nights ago I would be dead."

Watching Whitney Houston's funeral

Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once

Father's Day was near when I brought my three-year-old son, Tyler, to the card store.

Father's Day was near when I brought my three-year-old son, Tyler, to the card store. Inside, I showed him the cards for dads and told him to pick one.

When I looked back, Tyler was picking up one card after another, opening them up and quickly shoving them back into slots, every which way. Tyler, what are you doing? I asked.

Haven't you found a nice card for Daddy yet?

No, he replied. I'm looking for one with money in it.

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows *not* to watch.

What's the name of Tyler The Creator's dad?

The Tyler Creator

I once bought a Bonnie Tyler satnav.

It was rubbish. Kept telling me to turn around, and every now and then it fell apart.

I'm having trouble with my Bonnie Tyler LEGO sculpture

Every now and then it falls apart.

Steven Tyler opens home for girls about to be abused.

Calling it early.

I've got another example of the importance of Oxford commas:

I passed a headstone the other day which read, "Here lies Tyler Goetz, a lawyer and a good man."

 

I just can't believe the three of them agreed on such ambiguous syntax.

My parents tell me to stop being a smart-alec...

...that's when I respond with "My name's Tyler..."

Bonnie Tyler is performing a concert in Greece next month.

She'll be singing her classic. I need a Euro.

Have I told you about the time I met Steven Tyler and he taught me how to cook stir fry?

He told me to "wok this way."

I had to return my Bonnie Tyler Sat Nav

It kept telling me to turn around, and every now and then it fell apart

My gf told me Steven Tyler opened up a home for abused women...

"Guess what he named it?" She says..
I figured it would probably have something to do with a song title. Thinking fast, I blurted out the first one that came to mind: "Rag Doll"

Ohhhh, the look on her face ..

Turns out the place is called "Janie's place"

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