tyler Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious tyler puns

Aerosmith

According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady.

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Nico is extremely optimistic and always sees the bright side of everything.

It drives his friends Connor and Tyler crazy, so one day they decide to tell him a story that he cannot find the positive in.

Nico meets Tyler at his house and Nico asks where Connor is. Tyler tells him "You didn't hear? He found his girlfriend with another guy last night and killed them both then he killed himself."

Nico says "Thank God!"

Tyler looks at him and says "Are you serious?"

Nico says "Yeah, if that would have happened a few nights ago I would be dead."

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Watching Whitney Houston's funeral

Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once

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Father's Day was near when I brought my three-year-old son, Tyler, to the card store.

Father's Day was near when I brought my three-year-old son, Tyler, to the card store. Inside, I showed him the cards for dads and told him to pick one.

When I looked back, Tyler was picking up one card after another, opening them up and quickly shoving them back into slots, every which way. Tyler, what are you doing? I asked.

Haven't you found a nice card for Daddy yet?

No, he replied. I'm looking for one with money in it.

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Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows *not* to watch.

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What's the name of Tyler The Creator's dad?

The Tyler Creator

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I once bought a Bonnie Tyler satnav.

It was rubbish. Kept telling me to turn around, and every now and then it fell apart.

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I've got another example of the importance of Oxford commas:

I passed a headstone the other day which read, "Here lies Tyler Goetz, a lawyer and a good man."

 

I just can't believe the three of them agreed on such ambiguous syntax.

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Steven Tyler opens home for girls about to be abused.

Calling it early.

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My parents tell me to stop being a smart-alec...

...that's when I respond with "My name's Tyler..."

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Bonnie Tyler is performing a concert in Greece next month.

She'll be singing her classic. I need a Euro.

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Have I told you about the time I met Steven Tyler and he taught me how to cook stir fry?

He told me to "wok this way."

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My mom walked in on me in the shower the other day.

"What the hell are you doing, Tyler?!?!" she screamed.

I said, "It's mine, and I'll wash it as fast as I want!"

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I had to return my Bonnie Tyler Sat Nav

It kept telling me to turn around, and every now and then it fell apart

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I found a DVD yesterday of Manchester City saves between 2006-2016. Weirdly it had a Bonnie Tyler sound track.

It was called Totally Clips of Joe Hart.

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Worst present ever was a Bonnie Tyler sat Nav.....

Keeps telling me to turn around and every now and then it falls apart....

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What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

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If you're watching a black comedy, the leading lady is either Queen Latifah or Tyler Perry.

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What does Tyler the Creator become when he evolves?

Tyler the Greater

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Working title for the new Tyler Perry movie?

Alex Crossdresser

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What is the name of Tyler perry's son?

Tyler Perry's son.

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"You don't have the balls to sue me"

*- Tyler Durden*

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Why aren't Tyler Perry movies for the light-hearted?

They're dark comedies.

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Bonnie Tyler Sat Nav

I had a Bonnie Tyler Sat nav, but it was awful.

Just kept telling me to turn around, and every now and then it fell apart.

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So you think your Christmas gift was bad? I got a Bonnie Tyler Sat Nav

It keeps telling me to "turn around" and every now and then it falls apart...

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Mary Tyler Moore died this week.

She didn't make it after all...

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Did you know Bonnie Tyler has released a cardiology DVD?

It's Totally Clips of the Heart.

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I bought a used car from Bonnie Tyler

It's great, but every now and then it falls apart

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I never like that Tyler kid on 13 Reasons Why.

Like he's got a big stick up his ass

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What are the most funny Tyler jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Tyler? Well, here are the best Tyler dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Tyler pick up lines to share with friends.

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