Tylenol Jokes
18 tylenol jokes and hilarious tylenol puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tylenol that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tylenol Short Jokes
Short tylenol jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tylenol humour may include short aspirin jokes also.
- Husband: Hey honey I brought you some Tylenol for your headache. Wife: I don't have a headache
Husband: Great because I also bought condoms - A fully loaded tractor-trailer carrying 80,000 pounds of Tylenol skidded off an icy bridge, and ended up in the mighty Mississippi. ...Resulting in river failure.
- I went to the shop.. .. to buy a gun, 100 bullets and a Tylenol...
I was refused Tylenol without a prescription. - My Tylenol bottle says "DO NOT TAKE IF SEAL NOT PRESENT." Does anyone know how to contact him?
- What do Tylenol and a chair made out of tiny sharks have in common? They're both a seat of mini fins.
- I meant to take Tylenol PM, but I accidentally took Tylenol p**... I just think it's funny how you guys only care about me when you want upvotes.
Whatever. I'm fine.
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Tylenol One Liners
Which tylenol one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tylenol? I can suggest the ones about pills and tablets.
- What do you call someone who really likes Tylenol? An acetaminofan.
- Why Is Tylenol White and Not Black? It works.
- I tried Tylenol for the first time today. It tasted a lot like cotton.
- This is a Tylenol conversation. So you can Aleve.
- Why can't you get Tylenol in the jungle? Parrots eat 'em all.
- Why isn't their any Tylenol in the the rainforest? The parrots eat em all.
- Why don't b**... like Tylenol? They have to pick cotton to get to them.
Amusing Tylenol Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about tylenol you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean paracetamol jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tylenol pranks.
I handed my wife some paracetamol.
I handed my wife some paracetamol (i.e Tylenol), to which she gave me an odd look. She asked me "why would I want these?"
"Do you not have a headache?"
"No" she responded.
"Not feeling unwell at all?"
"No, I am feeling perfectly fine".
"That's great, we can have s**... this evening then".
If people went shopping like they do in RPG games, shop owners would be rich
"I'll take 99 boxes of Tylenol, 99 tetanus shots, 99 vials of clear eyes, and what's in that little box over there? screw it -I'll take 99 of them as well."
"Very good sir, may I ask what you will be using these for?"
"Who says I'm gonna use them?"
This is a Mitch Hedberg inspired joke
So I was moving a refrigerator and I needed some extra strength. Instead of grabbing some Tylenol, I snagged a couple of Altoids instead. Cause I'll admit, I was curious...
