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If two people having s**... is called a twosome.....
Then now i know why they call you handsome ;)
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Three people in a bed is called a t**...
Two people in a bed is called a twosome.
Now you know why people call you handsome.
Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.
Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.
Now, why can't you do that?"
"Gosh," James says, "why I hardly know the girl."
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If there's three people, it's usually a t**.... If there's two people, it's called a twosome. And if a guy is single?
He's usually called handsome.
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If s**... with three people is called a t**... and s**... with two people is called a twosome, what is s**... with one person called?
Handsome.
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Handsome
A t**... is 3 people having s**..., a twosome is 2 people having s**..., so why do they call men handsome?
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When three people have s**... together it's a t**.... When two people have s**... together it's a twosome.
When I have s**... it's a lonesome
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Why you are Handsome.
t**... has three. Twosome has two. One has a hand.
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A couple of women are playing golf on one sunny Saturday morning...
The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball veered off into a f**... of men. Indeed the ball hit one of the men who then immediately clasped his hand near his c**... and went into a fetal position. The women rushed to his side and started to apologize. She said "Please allow me to help, I'm a physical therapist, I can relieve your pain." he denies the help and continues to roll around in his fetal position. After minutes of begging the women is finally allowed to help the man. First she unzipps his pants and starts to massage him. Once she is done she asks, "how do you feel now?" the man replies "that felt great but my THUMB still hurts a lot!"
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