Twosome Jokes
32 twosome jokes and hilarious twosome puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about twosome that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Twosome Short Jokes
Short twosome jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The twosome humour may include short twins jokes also.
- All these people having threesomes, twosomes, and even the occasional foursomes All I ever have are handsomes
- If 4 people have s**... is called a four-some 3 people have s**... is a three-some
and 2 people have s**... is a two-some
Now you know why they call me handsome - When 2 people have s**... it's called a twosome. When 3 people do it it's called a threesom I guess that's why they call me handsome...
- If 4 people having s**... is a f**....... 3 people having s**... is a t**......
And 2 people having s**... is a twosome...
Does that make me handsome? - If s**... with 3 people is called a t**... and s**... with 2 people is a twosome… I understand why they call you handsome!
- A t**... involves three people. A twosome involves two. I guess that's why everybody keeps calling me handsome.
- So, so very handsome If s**... between three people is a t**....
And s**... between two people is a twosome.
Then...I guess I know why everybody calls me handsome. - When two people do it, it's called twosome. When three people do it, it's called t**....
Now I think I know why all my friends call me handsome... - s**... with two is a twosome, s**... with three is a t**.... Why do you think guys are called handsome?
- If three people in a relationship are a t**..., two people in a relationship are a twosome... That's why people call me handsome.
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Twosome One Liners
Which twosome one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with twosome? I can suggest the ones about two friends and pair twins.
- s**... between 3 people is a t**..., 2 is a twosome... Does that make me a handsome guy?
- Why you are Handsome. t**... has three. Twosome has two. One has a hand.
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If two people having s**... is called a twosome.....
Then now i know why they call you handsome ;)
s**... with 3 people...
s**... with 3 people is called a t**.... s**... with 2 people is called a twosome. That explains why they call you handsome.
If 2 people having s**........
If 2 people having s**... is called a twosome, and 3 people having s**... is called a t**..., then I can see why they call you handsome.
If a twosome is with two people, and a t**... is with three people.....
I understand why people call you handsome.
Three people in a bed is called a t**...
Two people in a bed is called a twosome.
Now you know why people call you handsome.
A t**... is s**... with three people. A twosome is s**... with two people.
It makes sense why people always call me handsome.
Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.
Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.
Now, why can't you do that?"
"Gosh," James says, "why I hardly know the girl."
If there's three people, it's usually a t**.... If there's two people, it's called a twosome. And if a guy is single?
He's usually called handsome.
If s**... between two people is a normal twosome, and s**... between 3 people is a t**......
Now I know why everyone calls you handsome
handsome
when there are 3 people it is a t**....
when there are 2 people it is a twosome.
thats why you're handsome.
If s**... with three people is called a t**... and s**... with two people is called a twosome, what is s**... with one person called?
Handsome.
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If s**... with 3 people is called a t**..., and s**... with 2 people is called a twosome, I know why people call you handsome
What about people with no hands........momsome
Handsome
A t**... is 3 people having s**..., a twosome is 2 people having s**..., so why do they call men handsome?
Some
s**... with 2 = twosome
s**... with 3 = t**...
s**... with 4 = f**...
And I'm "Handsome"
If four people having s**... is called a f**......
And if three people having s**... is called a t**..., and two's a twosome - then no wonder everyone keeps calling you handsome.
When 3 people have s**... it's a t**.... When 2 people have s**... it's a twosome.
Now I know why they call you lonesome.
When three people have s**... together it's a t**.... When two people have s**... together it's a twosome.
When I have s**... it's a lonesome
Explanation of HANDSOME
A twosome is s**... with two people, and a t**... is s**... with three people. That's why some men keep getting called handsome.
When 3 people have s**..., it's called a t**.... When 2 people have s**..., it's called a twosome.
Now I know why everyone calls me handsome.
Now I know why girls call me handsome
If a t**... is with three, and a twosome is with two, now I know why they call me handsome :)
