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8 twos jokes and hilarious twos puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about twos that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your day with these hilarious and witty jokes about twos! From the doorman to the foursome, these terrible twos jokes will have you rolling with laughter. Laugh away your struggles with the twos day blues, and turn your day around with some comic relief.

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Comedy Twos Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What is a good twos joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says No Tres passing

If a twosome is with two people, and a t**... is with three people.....

I understand why people call you handsome.

What do you call an anti-vaxer's child's terrible twos?

A midlife crisis

A Twos-Day Special

A Two was walking down the street, minding his own business, as another Two sneakily followed him. The Sneaky Two jumped on the other Two's back who shrieked: ahhh, you squared me .

What do you call the "terrible twos" in unvaccinated children?

A midlife crisis.

Wednesday is actually Tuesday

Wednesday is actually twos day this week! Don't miss the opportunity to tell your wife and kids that clever dad joke!
Wednesday 2/2/22 is twos day!!

Why are there so many 2's in the date 2-22-22?

Because it's a twos day (Tuesday)

You know what the worst part of being an anitvaxxer parent is?

When your toddler hits the Terrible Twos and their midlife crisis at the same time.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about twos can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of twos puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these twos jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.