Two Midgets Jokes
36 two midgets jokes and hilarious two midgets puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about two midgets that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Two Midgets Short Jokes
Short two midgets jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The two midgets humour may include short midget jokes also.
- "It's the little things in life that make you laugh" I never understood that until I saw two midgets fighting in Wal-Mart.
- What did one midget cowboy say to the other midget cowboy? This town's big enough for the two of us.
- Two midget asians sit atop each other and get makeup to look Caucasian for a movie, the director says no because two wongs don't make a white
- How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there
- Two midgets are sitting around, bored... When one of them pulls out some w**... and asks:
"Wanna get medium?" - What do you call it when two trans-s**... midgets are having a go at each other? Microtransaction.
- Two midgets are in court accused of r**... Judge says have you got anything to say for yourselves
One midget says he put me up to it
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Two Midgets One Liners
Which two midgets one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with two midgets? I can suggest the ones about small people and little folks.
- Two midgets got into an altercation. Don't worry, it was a short fight.
- Two midgets got married They found their other half
- What do you call two transgender midgets making out? Micro transaction
- What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot? Little Seizers
- Two midgets walk into a mini-bar.
- How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but it would be a tight fit.
- Two midgets walk into a bar... Can I see some ID please?
- What do you call two midgets spooning? Tea-spooning
- Why midget can only run two minutes straight? Because they are short on breath.
- Why were the two midgets fighting over a bagel?
- Two men walk into a bar... The midget laughs.
- What do you call it when two transgender midgets have s**...? Micro trans-action
- What do you call two transgender midgets having s**...? Microtransaction
- What do you call two midgets having s**...? A micro transaction
- What do you call two midgets giving each other o**... s**...? 34.5ing

Fun-Filled Two Midgets Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about two midgets you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean twins jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make two midgets pranks.
A midget and a man are on a bus
The two of them sit next to each other.
When the next stop comes, the midget falls off of the chair, so the man picks him back up.
Another stop comes, and the midget falls again, and again the man picks him up.
On the third stop he of course falls again and this time, the man says:
"Hold on when we get to a stop, you freaking midget!"
The midget replies:
"Can I please leave the bus? I was supposed to get off two stops ago."
The Elusive Midget Nun
Two Eskimos, a big one and a little one, walk up to the convent door. The big one nudges the little one and says, Go ahead, knock on the door, knock on the door.
The Mother Superior answers the door. Again, the big Eskimo nudges the little one and says, Go ahead, ask her the question, ask her the question.
The little Eskimo timidly says, May we speak with the midget nun that lives here please?
The Mother Superior answers, There are no midget nuns living here.
The big Eskimo starts nudging the little one again and says, Go ahead, ask her the other question, ask her the other question.
The little Eskimo asks in a quavering voice, Well, are there any midget nuns in Alaska?
The Mother Superior responds uncertainly, I know most of the nuns in Alaska and I don't believe so.
With this the big Eskimo falls down and rolls on the ground, clutching his belly as he laughs uncontrollably. See, he says to the little Eskimo, I told you that you s**... a penguin!
There's a new pizza place coming to town...
Two epileptic midgets (err, little people) are opening up a pizza place across town next week.
They're calling it 'Little Seizures'.
My dad came up with this joke, and I don't think he's ever been so proud of anything in his life.
Two midgets go into a bar...
Two midgets go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first midget, however, is unable to get an e**.... His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of Here I come again … ONE, TWO, THREE…UUH! all night long.
In the morning, the second midget asks the first, How did it go?
The first mutters, It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a e**....
The second midget shook his head. You think that's embarrassing? …. I couldn't even get on the bed!
