The Best 21 Two Midgets Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Two Midgets jokes. There are some two midgets bus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these two midgets man puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Two Midgets Jokes and Puns

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

Micro trans-action

There's a new pizza place coming to town...

Two epileptic midgets (err, little people) are opening up a pizza place across town next week.

They're calling it 'Little Seizures'.

My dad came up with this joke, and I don't think he's ever been so proud of anything in his life.

The Elusive Midget Nun

Two Eskimos, a big one and a little one, walk up to the convent door. The big one nudges the little one and says, Go ahead, knock on the door, knock on the door.

The Mother Superior answers the door. Again, the big Eskimo nudges the little one and says, Go ahead, ask her the question, ask her the question.

The little Eskimo timidly says, May we speak with the midget nun that lives here please?

The Mother Superior answers, There are no midget nuns living here.

The big Eskimo starts nudging the little one again and says, Go ahead, ask her the other question, ask her the other question.

The little Eskimo asks in a quavering voice, Well, are there any midget nuns in Alaska?

The Mother Superior responds uncertainly, I know most of the nuns in Alaska and I don't believe so.

With this the big Eskimo falls down and rolls on the ground, clutching his belly as he laughs uncontrollably. See, he says to the little Eskimo, I told you that you screwed a penguin!

Two Midgets joke, The Elusive Midget Nun

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

Two midgets are sitting around, bored...

When one of them pulls out some weed and asks:

"Wanna get medium?"


What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

Two midgets got married

They found their other half

Two Midgets joke, Two midgets got married

A midget and a man are on a bus

The two of them sit next to each other.

When the next stop comes, the midget falls off of the chair, so the man picks him back up.

Another stop comes, and the midget falls again, and again the man picks him up.

On the third stop he of course falls again and this time, the man says:

"Hold on when we get to a stop, you freaking midget!"

The midget replies:

"Can I please leave the bus? I was supposed to get off two stops ago."

Two midgets got into an altercation.

Don't worry, it was a short fight.

What do you call two midgets spooning?

Tea-spooning

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but it would be a tight fit.

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Two midgets walk into a bar...

Can I see some ID please?

Two midget asians sit atop each other and get makeup to look Caucasian for a movie, the director says no because

two wongs don't make a white

"It's the little things in life that make you laugh"

I never understood that until I saw two midgets fighting in Wal-Mart.

What do you call it when two trans-sexual midgets are having a go at each other?

Microtransaction.

What did one midget cowboy say to the other midget cowboy?

This town's big enough for the two of us.

Two Midgets joke, What did one midget cowboy say to the other midget cowboy?

Two midgets are in court accused of rape

Judge says have you got anything to say for yourselves

One midget says he put me up to it

Two midgets

walk into a mini-bar.

What do you call two transgender midgets making out?

Micro transaction


What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?

Microtransaction

What do you call two midgets having sex?

A micro transaction

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We suggest to use only working two midgets ago piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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