Twix Jokes
54 twix jokes and hilarious twix puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about twix that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover some of the best Twix jokes to make your friends laugh. From funny jokes about the two-packets of chocolate, biscuit and caramel, to hilarious puns that will have you rolling on the floor! Get your Twix fix with these hilarious jokes!
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Funniest Twix Short Jokes
Short twix jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The twix humour may include short choc jokes also.
- People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema. Well ... I got a few Twix up my sleeve.
- I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from. He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
- I almost got busted for shoplifting candy today... But I got out of it. I've got a couple of twix up my sleeve.
- Chinese magican Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve. - Did you hear about the magician that had chocolate in his shirt? He had some Twix up his sleeve
- I swapped the wrappers around on my wife's Halloween candy. She didn't appreciate the joke at all. Now she's got her Snickers in a Twix over it.
- Starting this Thursday, some movie theaters will not allow large bags inside the theater But thank god I have a few twix up my sleeve
- My sister came home today and said "they have this great new machine at the gym.." "it's got Malteasers, Twix, sodas, you name it!!"
- My missus hates it when I put her chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers. It gets her Snickers in a Twix.
- Did you hear about the chocolate bar burglar?! The police are trying to catch him, but he's always got a few Twix up his sleeve!
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Twix One Liners
Which twix one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with twix? I can suggest the ones about biscuit and candy.
- I steal candy bars using slight of hand... You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve
- I'm a pro at shoplifting candy bars. How, you ask? I got a few Twix up my sleeve.
- Did you hear about the candy magician? He's got a couple of twix up his sleeve
- How did the chocolatier escape police custody? He had a few twix up his sleeve.
- When it comes to stealing chocolate bars... I have a couple twix up my sleeve
- The gym got a new machine recently, it does everything! Snickers, twix, Mccoys, pepsi....
- Guy puts candy bar in shirt His dad always said to keep Twix up your sleeve.
- Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He's always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
- Here's a sweet (But corny) joke! Q: What do you call three packs of Twix?
A: Six. - What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag? Twix.
- What did the confectioner say to the angry customer? Don't get your snickers in a twix.
- I got easily through No-Nuts-November. With some Twix.
- The new machine at the gym is my favourite... It has snicker, skittles, kit kats and twix
- I'm not a magician but... I got a couple of twix up my sleeve
- Whats to black men in a gold bag Twix
Twix Candy Jokes
Here is a list of funny twix candy jokes and even better twix candy puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the magician with a speech impediment buy a candy bar? Because he wanted to have a few Twix up his sleeve.
- Why did the magician keep candy bars in his arm pockets? He always liked to have a few Twix up his sleeve.
- What is the President's favorite candy? Alt Right Twix
Witty Twix Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about twix you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chocolate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make twix pranks.
My mate gets annoyed when I give him a chocolate bar in the wrong wrapper
He gets his snickers in a twix
My friend and I are going to see a movie.
As we enter the theatre, we see a sign that says "no food or drink permitted."
Quietly I say, "I have a way to get around this."
To which he says, "How? It's not like we have a purse or huge pockets to hide things in."
I replied, "I've got a couple Twix up my sleeves."
I decided to hand out free Twix bars to people passing by on the street.
I did this for about 10 minutes, then someone noticed I had no more in my hand.
"Aww, was that your last one?" they asked.
I replied "Don't worry, I have more Twix up my sleeve."
Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug's Bunny eat snickers bars?
Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!
I always go shoplifting for chocolate bars using slight of hand.
I certainly have a few Twix up my sleeve.
What did the terrible fat Magician say to the audience?
I may not know any magic but I do have a few Twix up my sleeve.
Why is the right twix bar always more expensive ?
That's cause the left uses government funding to make food cheaper for everyone.
Did you hear about the magician that only performed illusions with chocolate?
He always had a few Twix up his sleeves.
I kinda wish Twix came with three fingers instead of two...
...that way, if someone asks me for one, I can give them the middle finger.
I tried the left only twix they started selling recently.
Something about it just didn't taste right.
After finding a Twix and two Mars bars I began to realise that
I'm just not cut out to be a Bounty hunter
Someone put the Twix out of reach of everybody.
So I thought to myself: "That's raising the bar a bit too high."
I'm so sick of all the right vs left BS! it's all 'the left are so evil all they do is ..' or 'the right is so evil all they care about is ..'
First off, it's divisive and bringing out the worst in people. Completely ruining the country. Secondly, who the h**... really judges people based solely on which Twix they prefer?!
Why are they called Left Twix and Right Twix ?
Because if they were called Top and Bottom they'd be Twinx.