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What are the best twitter puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Twitter? Well here is a complete list of the top twitter jokes:

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I'm addicted to Twitter...

Sorry, I don't follow you.

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Twitter Addiction

A man tells his doctor, Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter! The doctor replies, Sorry, I don't follow you."

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So the Pope joined twitter so he can "Reach out to a younger generation."

He is certainly not the first Catholic to have done that.

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Why doesn't George R.R. Martin have Twitter?

Because he would just kill off all 140 characters.

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Doctor, Doctor, I'm addicted to twitter...

Sorry, I don't follow you.

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FUN FACT: If every human on Earth was laid out end to end...

...there would be no one left to measure how far it went.

 

^^credit ^^to ^^@meganamram ^^on ^^Twitter

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Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm addicted to Twitter!

Doctor: Sorry, I don't follow you.

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No one on Twitter ever quotes me properly.

I'm so mis-tweeted.

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The pope has a twitter now...

Yeah, I'm not having nun of that...

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Did you like the movie yesterday? How is Jerry doing at school? It's a pity you broke up with Mark, he was OK.

"Do I know you?"

"I follow you on twitter."

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Ted Nugent predicted Ted Nugent would be dead or in jail by now...

which is just one more thing Ted Nugent is wrong about.

(Jokes for the week of 4/13-4/19 @fridayupdate on twitter.)

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The trial began for a woman who drugged her husband with tofu, cut off his penis, and threw it in the garbage disposal...

Ewwwwwwwwwwww, tofu.

(Jokes for the week of 4/13-4/19 @fridayupdate on twitter.)

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Dennis Rodman will be returning to North Korea this summer...

to "hang out," "have fun," and "watch the world end by North Korea's mad hand."

(Jokes for the week of 4/13-4/19 @fridayupdate on twitter.)

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A man shot himself in the head at an NRA sponsored NASCAR event...

while the GOP shot themselves in the foot on the NRA sponsored gun bill.

(Jokes for the week of 4/13-4/19 @fridayupdate on twitter.)

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ESPN is cutting a few hundred jobs...

So tomorrow's AM radio show will be "Mike and Some Random People from Twitter in the Morning"

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I love how the 140 character limit on Twitter forces girls to get to the damn point

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I heard there are only 140 characters allowed on Twitter, but that can't be true.

I've been on there before - almost everyone is a character.

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CONCLUSION

You've red some of the best twitter jokes of all time. We hope you had fun with this collection of 20 puns about twitter. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise your chidlren not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty twitter gags to your kids. So please respect and be a good joking daddy !

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