Twitter Accounts Jokes

Funniest Twitter Accounts Short Jokes

Short twitter accounts jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The twitter accounts humour may include short twitter jokes also.

1. So the Asian guy from the Human centipede has a Twitter account... He's not very popular though. He only has two people following him.
2. I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account... I just walk around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times...
   I've got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops.
3. Did you know the Golden Gate Bridge and Brooklyn Bridge have twitter accounts? They are both suspended.
4. Does anyone know if Snap, Crackle, and Pop have a Twitter account? I could really go for a Rice Krispies tweet.
5. Priests nowadays... ...have embraced technology. The have youtube channels, twitter, facebook and instagram accounts. And they just don't exorcise anymore, they uninstall demos.
6. Did you hear that Trump's twitter account got hacked? Well, I didn't either, but I've got about as much evidence as he does about those wiretaps, so I'm sticking to my story.
7. My friend got so famous in our town for serving half-frozen fries to a customer, he decided to get a VIP twitter account. Didn't get veryfried.
8. Donald Trump on Twitter: "Merry Christm--" [Status Update™ will be available after Government Shutdown. For more information, visit your Twitter® account settings.]
9. Why can't HBO's Game of Thrones have an official Twitter account? Because they'd be limited to only 280 characters.
10. Who didn't get a chance to delete the twitter account ? Well, it certainly wasnt Cincinnati Zoo

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Twitter Accounts One Liners

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1. I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account So they blocked me
2. Is KFC Twitter account Veryfried?
3. Why doesn't JRR Tolkien have a twitter account? Because he killed all 140 characters.
4. Twitter is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
5. What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account? An anonimouse
6. I'm very disorganized So I'm going to cancel this twitter account
7. How do you keep a horses a**... from talking? Suspend his Twitter account

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