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34 twit jokes and hilarious twit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about twit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Twit Short Jokes

Short twit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The twit humour may include short tweet jokes also.

  1. A limerick writ for a Twit An executive reckless and bitter
    Made a fool of himself via Twitter
    *"Please stop!"* they entreated
    But in answer he Tweeted
    *"If I do they might call me a quitter"*
  2. Two owls sat on a branch One said to the other "i got married the other day" to which the second replies, "You twit, to who?"
  3. owl friend Today, my owl buddy told me he was getting married.
    I replied 'you twit, to who?'

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Twit One Liners

Which twit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with twit? I can suggest the ones about twist and hashtag.

  1. To whoever discovered goldfish You are a twit
  2. So i said to this owl.. "I'm getting married!" He said, "you? you twit, to who?"
  3. What's a twit that tweets? A twitter. What's a twitter's tweet? Trending.
  4. What did the bird say when he saw _____ (insert name)? Twit twit.
  5. I said to this barn owl, I said I've just got engaged. He said, you twit to who?
  6. What do you call a healthy vegan? A malnourished, s**... twit.

Twit joke, What do you call a  healthy  vegan?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about twit can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of twit puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Twit Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about twit you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean witty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make twit prank.

Twitter Addiction

A man tells his doctor, Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter! The doctor replies, Sorry, I don't follow you."

Why don't Twitter users make good soldiers?

Because they are quick to retweet

How many twitter people does it take to change a light bulb

Twelve million and one. One to change the lightbulb and twelve million to complain about how that one person ruined light bulbs forever

What Do Twitter Users Call Themselves?

t**....

Twitter addiction

A man goes to his doctor and says:
-Doctor, I think i am addicted to Twitter.
-Eh,sorry...I don't follow you.

I don't go on Twitter like some degenerates

I view screenshots of Twitter on Reddit, like an intellectual

Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

What's something twitch streamers and Mosquitoes have in common?

They both hate being swatted.

Saw on twitter

Don't worry if you missed 4:20 guys just smoke at 4:22 because it is 4:20 too

How does a Twitch streamer prepare for a convention?

He pax

Why don't Twitter users make good soldiers?

Because they're always too quick to retweet.

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What does a Twitter user and Schizophrenic have in common?

They both think outloud.

Why'd the Twitter Bird go to the hospital.

He had to get tweetment.

Why is Twitter more lenient than Facebook jail?

Because they give out shorter sentences

Twitter has banned "foreign spy" as hate speech.

The acceptable term is "undocumented knowledge worker."

Trump's Twitter is like the Christian Bible

Both believers and nonbelievers read it to reinforce their views

Twitter management's favorite part of a book is always

Chapter 11

No one on Twitter ever quotes me properly.

I'm so mis-tweeted.

Twitter screenshots aren't memes,

They're words of twisdom.

What does Twitch TV send when someone dies?

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Thots and players

Was on Twitter earlier telling everyone about how I had this tiny spot on my top lip that turned into a massive cold sore…

It's gone viral…

The twitch

- Hey, John - while walking past your house, last night, I saw your wife outside, said "Hi", and she winked at me
- No worries, George - she has a twitch in her left eye
- Oh, sh*t! ... too late ...

Twit joke, What's a twit that tweets? A twitter. What's a twitter's tweet?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these twit jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.