Twit Jokes
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- A limerick writ for a Twit An executive reckless and bitter
Made a fool of himself via Twitter
*"Please stop!"* they entreated
But in answer he Tweeted
*"If I do they might call me a quitter"* - Two owls sat on a branch One said to the other "i got married the other day" to which the second replies, "You twit, to who?"
- owl friend Today, my owl buddy told me he was getting married.
I replied 'you twit, to who?'
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Twit One Liners
Which twit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with twit? I can suggest the ones about twist and hashtag.
- To whoever discovered goldfish You are a twit
- So i said to this owl.. "I'm getting married!" He said, "you? you twit, to who?"
- What's a twit that tweets? A twitter. What's a twitter's tweet? Trending.
- What did the bird say when he saw _____ (insert name)? Twit twit.
- I said to this barn owl, I said I've just got engaged. He said, you twit to who?
- What do you call a healthy vegan? A malnourished, s**... twit.
Hilarious Twit Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
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Twitter Addiction
A man tells his doctor, Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter! The doctor replies, Sorry, I don't follow you."
Why don't Twitter users make good soldiers?
Because they are quick to retweet
How many twitter people does it take to change a light bulb
Twelve million and one. One to change the lightbulb and twelve million to complain about how that one person ruined light bulbs forever
What Do Twitter Users Call Themselves?
t**....
Twitter addiction
A man goes to his doctor and says:
-Doctor, I think i am addicted to Twitter.
-Eh,sorry...I don't follow you.
I don't go on Twitter like some degenerates
I view screenshots of Twitter on Reddit, like an intellectual
Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?
Because they kept retweeting.
What's something twitch streamers and Mosquitoes have in common?
They both hate being swatted.
Saw on twitter
Don't worry if you missed 4:20 guys just smoke at 4:22 because it is 4:20 too
How does a Twitch streamer prepare for a convention?
He pax
Why don't Twitter users make good soldiers?
Because they're always too quick to retweet.
How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?
Kappatalism!
What does a Twitter user and Schizophrenic have in common?
They both think outloud.
Why'd the Twitter Bird go to the hospital.
He had to get tweetment.
Why is Twitter more lenient than Facebook jail?
Because they give out shorter sentences
Twitter has banned "foreign spy" as hate speech.
The acceptable term is "undocumented knowledge worker."
Trump's Twitter is like the Christian Bible
Both believers and nonbelievers read it to reinforce their views
Twitter management's favorite part of a book is always
Chapter 11
No one on Twitter ever quotes me properly.
I'm so mis-tweeted.
Twitter screenshots aren't memes,
They're words of twisdom.
What does Twitch TV send when someone dies?
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Thots and players
Was on Twitter earlier telling everyone about how I had this tiny spot on my top lip that turned into a massive cold sore…
It's gone viral…
The twitch
- Hey, John - while walking past your house, last night, I saw your wife outside, said "Hi", and she winked at me
- No worries, George - she has a twitch in her left eye
- Oh, sh*t! ... too late ...