Twister Jokes
45 twister jokes and hilarious twister puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about twister that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article provides an array of punny and creative wordplay-based jokes related to the classic game Twister. Characters like Bama the Twister Tail Twister and Mind Twister will help add to the fun. Enjoy this whirlwind of fun and humor!
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Funniest Twister Short Jokes
Short twister jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The twister humour may include short tornado jokes also.
- Police have arrested the world tongue-twister Champion. I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
- I read in an American newspaper last night "15 die in twister"... ...I don't think you're playing it right.
- A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found. Plot twister. It only damaged the graveyard.
- Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion. If found guilty he'll be given a tough sentence.
- The world tongue twister champion was killed today in a tragic accident. He was run over by a red lorry. Then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry
- Some quantum physicists play twister at a party Later that day, one of them spontaneously flattens and three seconds later the other is hit by a car: they were still entangled.
- Girl: I'm having a party at my house, we're playing Truth or Dare and Twister, can you come? Guy: I already did.
- 'Twister kills fifteen in Kansas' Anybody else think the Americans may be playing it wrong.
- Tongue Twister A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
- What do you call four famished frogs fighting for five frightened flies? A *Tongue Twister*
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Twister One Liners
Which twister one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with twister? I can suggest the ones about twist and turns and coaster.
- What makes a good tongue-twister? Well, it's hard to say...
- I was wondering how close the twister was... The answer blew me away
- What is a trailer park's favorite game? Twister
- What's the least popular party game in the Midwest? Twister
- What do you call a tornado holding a spork? The Mersenne Twister.
- A friend of mine tried telling a joke about a tornado... It was a real tongue twister.
- Im writing a stage show based on the movie Twister Ive gotten as far as the first draft
- The inventor of Twister has died... ...Police say "foul play cannot be ruled out".
- What do you get when giraffes play Twister? A necktie.
- E3 TOUNGE TWISTER!!! How much X can an Xbox One X X if an Xbox One X could X X??
4K - Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister? Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
- If you win three games of Twister in a row you're automatically a yoga instructor.
- Last night, I met the best Twister player ever Hands down!
- I like tongue twisters.
- What do deaf people call tongue twisters? Finger twisters
Tongue Twister Jokes
Here is a list of funny tongue twister jokes and even better tongue twister puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans? No one can ever know
P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here? If not i will happily remove it.
Twister Game Jokes
Here is a list of funny twister game jokes and even better twister game puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is M. Night Shamalan's favorite game? Twister.
- What's the favorite party game in Oklahoma right now? Twister!
Laughter Twister Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about twister you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tumble jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make twister pranks.
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What do you call a tornado filled with b**...?
A t**... twister.
I have a tongue twister for all to try, I learnt this when I was a fifteen year old kid, I can still pull it off to a tee..
I'm not the Pheasant plucker, I'm the Pheasant pluckers mate.
I'm only plucking Pheasants because the Pheasant pluckers late.
Good Luck..
What do a texas twister and a texas divorce have in common???????????????
Either way the trailer gets split in half.
How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Texas?????
because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush
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I gave my girlfriend a t**... twister that ruined her bra...
Now whose tired of hearing about the whirled cup?
Released after 5 years for sheep rustling
Welsh tongue twister champion from
LlanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogOGOgoch ...........................................................said "It was a tuff sentence"
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Peter Piper picked a p**... of pickled peppers...
That is dirty.... that tongue twister...
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Playing n**... twister is all well and good...
When you have your foot on red and your hand on green... When you have your nose in brown it gets interesting!
I just met a beautiful woman while playing twister
I'm not sure where I stand with her but she is the best player I have ever seen hands down.
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I went on a vacation to Taiwan...
I asked around for tourist attractions
A peculiar man came up to me, inquiring about some \*discount\* s**... shop
When in Taiwan, am I right? Needless to say I was intrigued.
He said to me, "go down to da beach,
aska bout da tongue twister packege
my friend will make you happy"
So I went to the beach, as the man had suggested. I asked about the tongue twister package. I was not disappointed. If you're ever in Taiwan, make sure to visit that guy at the beach.
He sells shemales at the seashore.
