The Best 85 Twist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Twist jokes. There are some twist swirl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Twist Jokes and Puns

Row row row your boat

Roll roll roll your joint. Twist it at the end. Take a puff and that's enough. Now pass it to a friend.

How many mystery novel writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in almost all the way, and another one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Did y'all hear about the new Exorcist movie? Apparently there's a twist.

The devil comes to take the priest out of the kid.

Twist joke, Did y'all hear about the new Exorcist movie? Apparently there's a twist.

Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

A: Separatists and small pox.

A man and wife went to a new dance club...

The first song was "The Twist," so they did the twist.

The second song was "The Monster Mash," so they did the monster mash.

The third song was "Come on, Eileen." They were thrown out.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Charles Dickens had writer's block…

He had a contract due for a new novel, but he hadn't even thought of a title yet. He went into the local pub and asked the barman for a Martini.

"Olive, or twist?"

Twist joke, Charles Dickens had writer's block…

My favorite mixed drink is the M. Night Shyamalan.

It's nothing with a twist.

Did you hear about the new Indian version of Oliver Twist?

"Please, can I have samosa?"

So I'm at the dentist's office... the waiting room when this woman comes storming out, shouting curses and threatening to sue. When she's gone, the dentist is standing in the doorway, speechless, so I ask him, "gee, doc, what's got her knickers in a twist?" And he says, "I don't know, I just asked her to take a shot in the mouth."

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

A really twisted joke

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

a man walks in to a Chinese restaurant

He was asked to wait at the bar until a table was available. The bartender asked "what would you like?" The man answered, "I'd like a Stoli with a twist." The bartender paused for a moment then said " Once upon a time, there were three little pigs...."

Gameshow idea

11 gay men and 1 straight man are locked in a house. The object for the gay men is to find out who isn't gay. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the last 2 people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars.

Now here's the twist: None of the men are actually gay, they just think they are the one straight man.

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

Twist joke, What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

After watching all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies I realized the biggest twist...

...his career has been dead the whole time.

My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke

**Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

**Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

*...she cracks me up*

My friends told me I needed to loosen up....

so we went to a club and had a few drinks, after the 5th one I was ready dance.

So I went to the dance floor and then "The Twist" began to play, and I did The Twist.

Then "The Hustle" began to play, and I did The Hustle

Then "Come on Eileen" played and I got banned from the club.

People with scoliosis are the same as you or I...

But with a twist.

I'll see myself out.

I want to write a sexually charged novel with an FBI twist.

*Fifty Raids A Day*

Why does M. Night Shyamalan love raising pigs?

They all have twist endings.

My friend said I twist everything to my advantage.

I took it as a compliment.

10 yr old brother put a twist on this joke I saw awhile back. Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Charles Dickens walks into a bar...

and orders a Martini. The bartender asks,"Olive or twist?"

Did you hear that M. Night Shyamalan is making a new movie about a ninja with a nipple fetish?

You'll never see the twist coming

Ants Dancing

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What's the difference between committing seppuku and impaling yourself with a sword?

They're the same thing but committing seppuku comes with a little twist.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

I went to a dance club last night...

>They played 'The Twist', and so I did the twist.

>They played 'Jump', and I jumped.

>They played 'Come on Eileen', and I got kicked out of the club.

-Not mine, but I thought I'd share.

I went to a dance club last night...

They played "The Twist, " so I twisted.
Then they played "Jump, " so I jumped.
Then they played "Come on Eileen, "
....and I got thrown out. :-(

I went to a disco last night.

I went to a disco last night. They played The Twist, I did the Twist. They played Jump, I jumped. They played Come on Eileen...I got kicked out for that one.

I was at a nightclub

They played just dance I just danced

They played twist I twisted

They played jump I jumped

They played come on Eileen, I was kicked out of the club

I went to a party the other day and danced to all the songs.

They played the twist so I did the twist. They played jump so I jumped. I got kicked out after they played come on Eileen...

Don't worry that's not true - I don't know what her name was

What is M. Night Shyamalan's favorite pastry?

A cinema-n twist.

When I was in college I agreed to go out dancing at a club with some pals for my friend Eileen's birthday...

I don't really like to dance, so they had to twist my arm a bit, but when I got there I started to have a lot of fun.

They played "The Twist" and I did the twist!

They played "The Hustle" and I did the hustle!

Then they played "Come On Eileen"...

So I rotated my coordinate system about the Z-Axis..

Plot twist!

I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good!

Especially that ending, what a twist.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

So what do you all think of the new House of Cards?

I have to say that whole plot twist with Trump becoming the new president was quite unexpected.

I was at a retro night down at the club

The DJ played "The Twist", so I did the twist. Then he played "The Macarena", and I did the Macarena. When he played "Come on Eileen", that's when the police arrested me.

In breaking news, Trump's personal library has burned down

The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn't even finished coloring the second one

They played the Macarena, I did the Macarena. They played the Twist, I did the twist. They played Come On Eileen…

…I got kicked out for that one…

I went out to a nightclub

They played the Twist, so I did the Twist.

They played the Cha-Cha Slide, so I did the Cha-Cha Slide.

They played Come On Eileen.

I'm banned from that nightclub, but I got a sweet restraining order.

You are not supposed to twist measuring sticks to measure curves

But I've always been willing to bend the rulers

My Father always said his children are his treasures.

When he buried Debbie in the backyard it took a dark twist.

A poem I read to my gf while proposing

Roses are Red

Today is the Day

Plot Twist

I'm Gay

How many movie directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, but the last one has to be M. Night Shyamalan, to give it a twist at the end.

What did the bartender say when Charles Dickens ordered a martini?

Olive or twist?

Why is a pig M. Night Shyamalan's favorite animal?

Cause it has a little twist at the end.

I was at an office party last night.

They played the Twist and I twisted, they played Jump Around and I jumped around. Unfortunately, I was asked to leave when they played Come on Eileen

They played Do the Twist and i did the twist. They played Do the Hustle and i did the hustle. They played Come On Eileen.... I'm banned from the club.

What is M. Night Shyamalan's favourite dance?

The samba

Bet you thought it was the twist

Dating Spin Doctor

My girlfriend told me that I twist everything that she says to my 
advantage. I take that as a compliment.

I've written a detective novel set in a bretzel bakery

It has a great twist at the end.

The Dance Club

I went to a dance club about a week ago...

They played "The Twist", so I did the twist.
They played "Do the Hustle", so I did the hustle.
They played "Come On Eileen"...I got kicked out for that one.ο»Ώ

Oliver Twist steps up to the master and says...

"Please Sir. I want some more."
The master leans over the table and glowers down at the boy. "Everyday you ask for more, and everyday you get a thrashing for it. Now tell me boy, is the gruel really that good?"
"No Sir, but I love the thrashing."

Want to hear a plot twist?


What happens when you twist a car?

You get a Mercedes-Bends.

A married man man finds a magic lamp...

He rubs the lamp a few times and a genie comes out and says You are my new master and I'm a genie with a twist so whatever you wish your wife gets two of!

The man says I wish for a mansion! The genie says Okay, but your wife gets two!

He wishes for a million dollars, and his wife gets two million.

For his final wish he looks at the genie and says I wish I was beaten half to death.

So i went to a dance club the other night...

... I had a great time

They played the Macarena, so I did the Macarena.

They played Jump Around, so I jumped around.

They played The Twist, so I did The Twist.

Then they played Come on Eileen, so I was promptly kicked out of the club.

Plot Twist

A hotel receptionist gets a call*

Man: Hello, I'm in room 210, you need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she's saying that she's going to jump out of the window.

Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal problem. We cannnot help you with that.

Man: Listen you idiot. The window is not opening and that's a MAINTENANCE problem.

Recently, I watched a movie where the protagonist died from testicular torsion

Didn't really expect that twist

Title of #864

#864 with a mild twist from #533

I was at the club, dancing the other night

While on the dance floor, the DJ started playing the Twist, so I did the twist!

After that was done, he played the Bump, so I did the bump.

And after that one, the Macarena, same story.

Then 'Come on Eileen' came on... That's when I got kicked out

I was drawing a graph for my report expecting a straight line. But I got a curve.

What a plot twist

Did you see the movie about Chubby Checker?

it has a great twist

I went to a wedding and they played "The Twist" so I did the Twist, then they played "Macerena" so I did the " Macerena then they played "Come On Eileen"

So I was told to leave

A Pavlovian Twist

The ultimate Pavlovian twist is that whenever you hear the name Pavlov you think of a dog

What dance move catches everyone by surprise?

The Plot Twist!

I was at the club last night

And they played 'Twist and Shout!' So I started to Twist and Shout.
They then played 'Jump Around' so I started to jump around.
Then they played 'Come on Eileen' and they kicked me out!

A bit of rope walks into a bar...

A bit a rope walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve ropes here." The rope walks out of the bar and proceeds to twist himself around into a tangled mess. He then tousels the ends of himself before walking back into the bar. The bartender says "Aren't you that bit of rope I just kicked out?" to which the rope replies "Nope, I'ma 'fraid not"

I was at a bar once, and the band played "Jump"

.. and everyone jumped. Then the band played "Twist and Shout" and everyone twisted and shouted.

Then the band played "Come on Eileen". Poor Eileen!

What do you call an unexpected wiggle on a straight graph?

A plot twist.

So I went to a club on friday night...

So I went to the club near my road and the DJ started playing Jump Around so I started jumping around. Next the DJ played the Twist, so natuarally, I did the twist. Then the DJ played come on Eileene, I got kicked out.

Roll, roll, roll your joint, twist it at the end

Spark it up, take a drag and pass it to... myself I guess. Sorry, social distancing and all, roll your own.

I love dances at weddings ...

Especially since I'm not a great dancer. Most of the songs tell you what to do. Like when they play "Do The Twist," you twist. They play "Jump Around", you jump around ... There was, however, that unfortunate night I got kicked out when the DJ played "Come On Eileen."

What did Oliver Twist order at the Indian restaurant?

Please, can I have samosa?

How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in most of the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the end.

In breaking news, Trump's personal library has burned down.

The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist, he hadn't even finished coloring the second one.

What is a drill's favorite dance?

The Twist, but they also like de walts on occasion

Great twist

Wife: look at that drunk guy
Husband: who is he
Wife: 10 years ago he proposed to me and I rejected him
Husband: oh my god he is still celebrating...

A man went to the ice cream shop and ordered a chocolate cone...

I'm sorry, Sir, we're out of chocolate.

Oh, that's too bad. I'll have a chocolate cone with sprinkles then.

I'm sorry, Sir, but like I told you, we're out of chocolate.

How about a chocolate/vanilla twist, then?

Let me ask you something. How do you spell the 'van' in 'vanilla'?


OK! We're on the same page! And how do you spell the 'straw' in 'strawberry'?


Right, and lastly, how do you spell the 'fuck' in 'chocolate'?

There is no 'fuck' in 'chocolate'.


What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

(Before anyone gets their boxers in a twist, I'm a gay man myself and still think this is hilarious.)

I went to a wedding dance once

When the DJ played "Twist", I did the twist. When he played "Jump", of course I jumped. When he played "Come on Eileen", well, I ended up getting arrested.

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