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  1. Genders are like the twin Towers There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject.
  2. What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.
  3. Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
  4. Genders are like the twin tower There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject
  5. Gender is like the Twin Towers There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject to bring up
  6. Genders are like the twin towers There used to be 2 of them, but now it is a sensitive topic.
  7. If 9/11 had happened in July... 7/11's brand name would have crumbled faster than the Twin Towers.
  8. Genders and the Twin Towers have something in common... There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive topic.
  9. I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed... But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now.
  10. What's simmilar between Twin Towers and genders? There used to be 2 of those and now you can't joke about that stuff.

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Which twin towers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with twin towers? I can suggest the ones about eiffel tower and two tall.

  1. Genders are like the twin towers There used to be 2 of them but now it's a touchy subject
  2. Why is the tower of pisa tilted? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
  3. Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni but they got plane
  4. Why is the tower of Pisa leaning? Cause it has better reflexes than the twin towers.
  5. Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
  6. Why were the twin towers disappointed? They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
  7. Genders are like the twin towers There used to be two
  8. Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers? Because they go down so well
  9. Why is the tower of Pisa leaning? Becouse she was faster then the Twin Towers.
  10. What pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
  11. Why were the twin towers sad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plane.
  12. Genders are like the twin towers Before, there were 2.
    Now it's a sensible subject.
  13. I was walking down the street when the Twin Towers came down So Iran so far away
  14. My favourite band is called "2 Aeroplanes" Their most famous hit was "The Twin Towers"
  15. Hey Girl! Can I be the hijacked plane that penetrates your twin towers?

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The bell ringer at a church dies...

So they put out an ad for a new ringer, and on the first day a guy shows up for the job. He climbs the bell tower, and rather unexpectedly, he runs and jumps and hits the bell with his face. He continues to ring the bell this way for the rest of the time. The priest thinks it's weird but whatever, he lets him do his job. Within a couple of days, though, the man runs and jumps and misses the bell, falling to his death in front of the church. As the crowd gathers, someone asks "Who is that man?"
Someone else replies "I don't know, but his face sure rings a bell."
The next day the man's identical twin shows up to replace him as the bell ringer, and the priest hires him. He climbs to the top, runs, jumps, and misses the bell, falling to his death. Once again, the crowd gathers, and someone asks "Now, who was THAT guy?"
Someone else says "I don't know his name, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."
I was told this joke years ago, and I probably butchered it. The punchline still works, though.

What type of pizza did the twin towers order?

Plain.

What is the similarity between a truthist and the twin towers?

A lack of stability.

What happened to the Twin Towers after they got depressed?

They both collapsed and started smoking.

I wonder if the Twin Towers and Snoop Dog were best friends.

They both smoked a lot.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa had substantially faster reflexes.

Roses are red, violets are violet..

Twin towers KABOOM.
Taliban pilot.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers;

I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job

What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers?

The Jets

Why where the twin towers sad?

Why were the twin towers sad? Because they ordered 2 pepperoni but instead got 2 plains.

What's the difference between The Twin Towers and old people with polio?

The Twin Towers drop harder

Philippe Petit walked between the twin towers in 1974, big deal, I can do that today with no training.

Just made that up, I hope it's not too soon.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

So I finally got around to watching the Twin Tower attacks

9/11 would watch again.

The twin towers

is the best LOTR movie in the franchise

How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

I just learned that there's a piece of the Twin Towers in St. Louis.

Maybe if somebody didn't take that piece out, they wouldn't have collapsed.

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

What do Black people and the Twin Towers have in common?

When they get shot they fall to the ground

So I heard the workers in the Twin Towers tried to have chocolate delivered to them by drone.

Asking for an Air Kraft wasn't one of their better ideas.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

A twelve year old is watching ghostbusters 2 for the first time with his father.

Kid : Dad what's that?
Dad : A walkman
Kid : and that?
Dad : A dark room for devoloping photos.
Kid : and those?
Dad : The twin towers.

Why did Muhammad fly across the road?

He worked in the left twin tower.

why were the people in the twin towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain

Please stop making jokes about the Twin Towers.

9 out of 11 people find it offensive.

genders are like...

genders are like the twin towers...
there use to be 2 of them and now its just offensive to talk about it

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building?

Nope, but it sure can jump higher than the twin towers.

The twin towers remind me of genders

There used to be two of them and people get offended when you talk about them

Hey what's something great from the 90s that they don't have anymore?

The twin towers

The Twin Towers..

Was, the best Lord of the Rings film.

So a Plane walks into the twin tower...

you know how it ended..dont you?

I wish genders were more like the twin towers

At least the people who changed the number of towers realised we all hated them and they died

Genders are a lot like the twin towers.

They have a habit of going down on each other when things get hot

People who eat bacon...

People who eat bacon have a higher risk of a heart attack.
People who don't have an increased risk of bringing the twin towers down.

Genders are like the Twin Towers.

They were once 2, but now they're just offensive to talk about.

Some workers in one of the twin towers pitch in for a pepperoni pizza for a meeting...

... but all they got was plane.

Why is the Pisa Tower inclined?

Because it had more reflexes than the Twin Towers

What are the similarities between the Twin Towers and Genders?

There used to only be two, now it's a really touchy subject

What does a sick person and the twin towers have in common?

They are both coming down with something.

You know what two towering twins I'd like to see fall?

Watched a documentary on the twin towers. Was very informative and lots of footage I had not seen before.

Overall I'd give it 9/11.

My ex-wife was born on Sept 11, which ending up being remembered for the national tragedy that happened that day.

And then fifteen years later the Twin Towers were destroyed.

What's the difference between Gender and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, there used to be two of them but now it's a touchy subject.

I tried dressing up as the plane that c**... into the twin towers for the office costume party

It didn't land too well

What did the T in America stand for?

Twin Towers

I like to think of gender as the Twin Towers

There was two but now it's just a touchy subject.

Nowadays, the Twin Towers are like the genders.

They used to be two, now it's a sensitive matter.

My Italian grandmother just got a stair chair lift, I asked her how she likes it... she said ...

"IT DRIVES ME UP THE f**... WALL"

What's the best thing about the Twin Towers?

it killed 13 muslims

Nicklebacks' album Silver Side Up was released on Sept. 11, 2001.

What are the chances that one of worst days in American history would also be the day a t**... attack took down the twin towers?

My life is crumbling

What do the twin towers and my life have in common? I jump before it starts to crumble.

What do the twin towers and gender have in common?

There used to be 2 of them and now it's a touchy subject

What do the twin towers and Mila Kunis have in common?

They're both flatter than a pancake

What do the Twin Towers and number of genders have in common? [Updated]

There were two of them that got most of the attention but they were actually only a subset of a larger group.

What went up and then suddenly came crashing down?

The twin towers.

The twin towers asked for pepperoni

but got plane

Why did the Peeled banana identify as a twin tower?

Because my mom made me brownies last night and she said go to bed after that so then I took a shower and prayed to shrek to r**... me

What do gender identities and the twin towers have in common?

...
There used to be two of them, and not everyone is REAL SENSITIVE about it

During 2001 United Airlines gave customers a thank-you surprise.

They gave everyone on two aeroplanes a free your of the Twin Towers.

Did you hear about the documentary claiming the twin towers were brought down by a large sneeze?

Gesundheit 9/11.

Genders are like the Twin Towers

There used to be two of them, and now it's a really uncomfortable topic.

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