Twentyfive Jokes
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Funniest Twentyfive Short Jokes
Short twentyfive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The twentyfive humour may include short tourist jokes also.
- A Jewish boy asks his father for one dollar... ...and his dad responds, "Fifty cents? What do you need twenty-five cents for?"
- Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-five year olds'? Because there are 20 of them.
I guess you can adjust the tense since, well you know, he's dead and all.
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Twentyfive One Liners
Which twentyfive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with twentyfive? I can suggest the ones about ago and sixty.
- What's funnier than twenty-four? Twenty-five.
- Why are twenty-five letters afraid? Because T-Rex
Hilarious Twentyfive Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about twentyfive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hundred jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make twentyfive pranks.
I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs…
If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
Lemonade
A man stumbles upon a little girl's lemonade stand and asks, "How much for a glass?" "First one's twenty-five cents," she responds. He hands her the money, downs the lemonade, and asks for another. "The second cup is twenty-five dollars", she states. Confused, the man asks, "Why?"
"This one has the antidote."
A tourist is in Russia and they see a frail little babushka sitting in front of her house, smoking a cigarette and drinking v**....
So he stops and asks her: "Excuse me, but are you celebrating something?"
"No, I drink a few bottles of v**... every day. Always have."
"Amazing. And the cigarettes?"
"At least four packs a day, since I was a little girl."
"That's amazing! May I ask, how old are you?"
"Twenty-five".
Two men arguing
I was in a nightclub queue when two blokes in front of me started arguing.
o**... pushed the other and said, "Four, nine."
The other man pushed him back and said, "Sixteen, twenty-five."
A bouncer reached for his walkie-talkie and said, "I need some help at the door. We've got a couple of men squaring up."
Not sure my son understands Football
I took my six year old son to his first football game over the weekend. On our way out I asked him what he thought of the game.
"It was exciting," my son said. "But I don't understand why they fighting so much over twenty-five cents."
"What do you mean?" I asked my son a little confused myself.
"Well," he started to say, "everyone kept yelling 'get the quarter back!'"
A guy runs into a bar says to the bartender
"Quick! Give me 50 shots of your best whiskey!"
The bartender lays out 50 shot glasses and fills them with the best whiskey he has.
The man pounds them down, one immediately after another.
After the last glass, the bartender says "Wow! I've never seen anyone take that many shots at once!"
The man says "You'd do the same thing if you had what I have."
The bartender says "What do you have?"
The man says "Twenty-five cents."
A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary
After the party had ended, the wife walked over to the husband, punched him in the arm and said "That's for twenty-five years of bad s**...!"
The husband hesitated a moment, then walked over to his wife, punched her in the arm and said "That's for knowing the difference!"
Have to charge you 25 dollars
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.