Cheeky Twenties Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties.
He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived.
A woman in her twenties sees a large black man walking by and decides to flirt with him. So is it true what they say about black guys?
He responds, Sure is. Then he punched her in the face and stole her purse.
And how old are you?
-Well, let's say, I'm closer to my thirties than to my twenties.
-Oh ok. 27?28?
-No, 45.
A 90 year old man goes to the doctor.
Full disclosure, I got this joke from Tom Jones on Marc Maron's w**... podcast today. Tom's 80, mentally spry like he's 30, and he swears like a sailor.
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90 year old man goes to the doctor.
Says Doctor, it used to be that I'd get these erections so hard that I couldn't even bend them with two hands! 16, 17, 18 years old, all through my twenties... 30, I could bend a little bit, 40s a little bit more. 50s and 60s I'm getting it to about a 90 degree angle, and now I'm 90 I can bend it in half!
I'm getting stronger, right?"
Police are saying that they're looking for a black man in his early twenties...
And that they always will be.
Did anyone lose a roll of twenties wrapped in a rubberband?
I found the rubberband!
Having Children is like having debt
It's best to avoid both in your twenties
Guess history repeats itself!
We have Electro Swing, another Pandemic, and a Crashing Stock Market! Looks like the Twenties are back again!
In my twenties I would never go to bed with an ugly girl
I would only wake up with them
It's been 10 years since I quit bitting my nails.
Once I hit my mid twenties I was no longer flexible enough to reach my toes.
When you grow up poor like I did, it's not unusual to be in your twenties without a vehicle or licence...
You just sort of learn to run with it.
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My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note...
for two twenties.
When my mom turned 40, my dad said he was gonna trade her in for two twenties,
She said, "you aren't wired for 220"
Exchanging my husband, 40 years old, with two twenties...
Offers of four tens will not be accepted.
I bought a latte in Costa Coffee this morning, the lady serving said, "Sorry, we don't take fifty pound notes!"
So I had to give her two twenties and a ten.
Did anyone lose a bunch of twenties rolled up in a rubber band?
Because we found the rubber band.
Sven says to Lena...
"Lena, ven you turn forty I'm trading you in for two twenties."
Lena says: "Sven, you aren't vired for 220!"
Ten, Twenty, Thirty, fourty, fifty, sixty, sixtyten, "what?" four twenties
"France, stop it" four twenties and ten. "France you're drunk"
