Twelve Or Six Jokes
15 twelve or six jokes and hilarious twelve or six puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about twelve or six that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Twelve Or Six Short Jokes
Short twelve or six jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The twelve or six humour may include short twelve jokes also.
- A blonde goes to a Pizza place The staff member asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. Six please she said, I could never eat twelve!
- Whether it is six inches or twelve inches filling me... I'll still pick Subway over Quiznos.
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Twelve Or Six One Liners
Which twelve or six one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with twelve or six? I can suggest the ones about twelve year old and thirteen.
- Jared likes his girls like he likes his subs... Six to twelve
Fun-Filled Twelve Or Six Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about twelve or six you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sixteen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make twelve or six pranks.
Dad peels banana...
When i was six or so my dad started this routine every time he ate a banana...
Dad:
peels the first s**... of the banana peel...
"One skin"
Peels the second s**......
"Two skin"
"Three skin"
"Five skin"
Me: "What happened to the Four skin"
Dad: "Jewish banana"
I was twelve and I finally figured it out....
Cutting Pizza - A blonde Joke
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
The teacher said to the children: "In a paddock, there were twelve sheep.
Six of them got out by jumping over the fence. How many sheep left behind?"
"None", little Jim say.
"None?" says the teacher surprised. "Jim, you’re clueless in math."
"And you, misses, are clueless in sheep! As soon as the first sheep jumps out, the other will follow as well!"
It was decided that a great banquet would be held to honor Midwestern athletes
The organizers decided to invite twelve of America's finest sportsmen, specifically Cleveland baseball players and Kansas City (American) footballers. Six special chairs were made with the Cleveland logo, and six with the Kansas City. On the night of the banquet, though, there was a problem. Seven KC players showed up, while only five Clevelanders did. Since the special chairs could not be fixed, this was a calamity! The evening's host decided to contact the chief organizer, who could not attend due to a conflict.
"What's the issue?" barked the suit.
Responded his deputy, "We've got too many Chiefs, and not enough Indians."
Condoms
A boy and his father are shopping when they pass the c**... aisle. The boy sees three pack sizes of condoms, a pack of three, one of six, and one of twelve. He grabs the three pack.
The father says, Those are for high schoolers. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.
The boy asks, Who are the six packs for?
The father responds, those are for college students. TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.
The boy responds, Ooo! What are the twelve packs for then?
The father sighs and says, Those... are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March...
A group of prisoners pass the time telling jokes to each other.
Unfortunately their repertoire is limited and they soon know them all by heart; indeed they even start referring to their jokes by number. One prisoner says: "Do you remember number thirteen?" And everyone chuckles. Another says, "That reminds me of joke number six!" Again everyone laughs. "Or number twelve?" says another. Everyone chuckles except for one prisoner who starts having hysterics. He laughs until tears roll down his cheeks and his sides hurt. He falls on the floor, rolls about and slaps his thighs cackling uncontrollably. Finally he calms down and notices his friends looking at him weirdly. "Sorry" he says. "First time I'd heard that one"
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 jokes and another 2 jokes, and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Twelve."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two jokes, and another two jokes and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Twelve."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two jokes, and another two jokes and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Twelve!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get twelve from?!"
Johnny: "Because I would repost them!"
A young couple had just finished having fantastic s**...
A young couple had just finished having fantastic s**.... Afterwards, the young woman looked in the box of condoms and saw that there were only six left out of the original twelve. She asked her boyfriend, What happened to the five other condoms?
He rather nervously and shiftily replied, Errmm, I m**... with them.
The next day the woman went to one of her male friends and told him what had happened. Then she said to him, Have you ever done that?
He replied, Yeah, a few times.
She said, You mean you've actually m**... with a c**... before?
Oh! he said, I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend.
Prison jokes
A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over to the bars and yells, "Number twelve!" The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the cell block yells, "Number four!" Again, the whole cell block breaks out laughing.
The new guy asks his cellmate what's going on. "Well," says the older prisoner, "we've all been in this here prison for so long, we all know the same jokes. So we just yell out the number instead of saying the whole joke."
So the new guy walks up to the bars and yells, "Number six!" There was dead silence in the cell block. He asks the older prisoner, "What's wrong? Why didn't I get any laughs?"
"Well," said the older man, "you messed up the punchline."
A little boy and his dad were in line at the drug store
And the boy picks up a pack of condoms. He asks "what are these daddy?" And his dad says "those are for high school kids." The boy asks "why are there three?" The father says "one for Thursday night, one for Friday night, and one for Saturday night."
The boy picks up another pack and asks "why are there six in this one?" So the father says "those are for college kids. Two for Thursday, two for Friday, and two for Saturday."
The boy picks up a third pack and asks "why are there twelve in this one?" The father says "oh those are for married men. One for every month of the year."
A boy is in a CVS with his dad...
A boy is in a CVS with his dad. While in line at the pharmacy, the boy notices something in a box that resembles balloons. Curious, the boy asks his dad about these balloons in the box. "Well, those are condoms, son," the boy's dad replies. "What are condoms used for, dad?" replied the little boy. "They are used so men can practice safe s**...," said the father. The boy asks his dad who would use the box of three. The boy's dad replies, "Those are for high school kids. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." The boy then spots a box of six and asks his dad about those. "Those are for college kids son. They use two on Friday, two on Saturday and two on Sunday." The boy then asks, "Well what about the box of twelve?" To which the boy's dad replied, "Those are for married men like myself, son. One for January, one for February, one for March....."