The Best 4 Twelfth Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Twelfth jokes. There are some twelfth cobwebs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these twelfth sixteenth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Twelfth Jokes and Puns

My mom said that every day that has the number "one" in it, we can go on the computer, weird rule, but oh well, I have no choice but to follow it.

The first comes around, I ask my mom if I can go on the computer, she said no. I'm confused now, then the second comes, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh. I ask her again. No, twelfth, nope! I sit on the couch.

I sigh. "Maybe one day I'll get to go on the computer."

My mother replies, "that's the plan."

Twelfth Man

Why does Tom Brady wear #12?
He counts the refs as teammates.

My twelfth son will be named Herakles...

...upon his birth I'll tell him he survived my wife's 12 Labours.

A man is already 11 years stranded on an island..

In the twelfth, his wife strands on the same island.

Wife : "That what you missed so long is now here!"
Man : "Wait, you got beer?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the twelfth eighth jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working twelfth birthdays piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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