Tweaker Jokes
21 tweaker jokes and hilarious tweaker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tweaker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some hilarious tweaker jokes? Then you've come to the right place! Check out our collection of jokes about tweakers that will have you laughing out loud. From jokes about meth to jokes about the things tweakers do, we've got it all!
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Funniest Tweaker Short Jokes
Short tweaker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tweaker humour may include short self-driving cars jokes also.
- No Longer PC It's no longer Politically Correct to call someone a "tweaker".
You now call them "Methican American". - Whats the difference between your tweaker neighbor and your grandma's favorite singer? One's a bony tenant and one's a Tony Bennett.
- What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common? Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.
- You know why tweakers don't go to football games? Because they think everyone in the huddle is talking about them.
- How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping? An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
- "Tweaker" is not the politically correct way to refer to a person who appears to be one... ...they prefer to be called "Methican Americans"
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Tweaker One Liners
Which tweaker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tweaker? I can suggest the ones about renewable energy and elon musk.
- What do you call a crackhead who helps to turn your life around? A motivational tweaker.
- What do you call a tweaker who keeps asking questions? The Socratic methhead.
- What did the Fortnite Tweaker say at their Wedding Yaba - Dab - I do!
- What do you call someone that's been awake for 2 weeks? A 2-weeker [tweaker]
- What do you call an emo tweaker? Breaking Sad.
- Why did the tweaker cross the road? Because he's pretty sure he saw something over there.
- What do you have in a room full of tweakers? A full set of teeth.
- What do you call a tweaker (m**... addict) who goes to church? A crystal Methodist.
- Why do tweakers do it d**...? So they can both look out the window.
- What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred m**... lab.
Hilarious Fun Tweaker Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about tweaker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean adjust jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tweaker pranks.
