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What is a good tweak joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My buddy told me he got laid off from his job reviewing vendors on eBay, Amazon, etc...

...so I said "Sorry to hear that, man. Let's go grab some m**... and we'll tweak out to forget about it."
"Nah," he said. "I don't really feel like it."
"Come on," I urged. "A little crystal will do you good."
"I don't know..." he mumbled.
"Dude, let's get cranked already!" I implored.
"All right, man-- you fly, I'll buy!" he finally conceded.
Which just goes to show, if you want to pick up speed you've got to press on the ex seller rater.

Why do tweakers do it d**...?

So they can both look out the window.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

You know why tweakers don't go to football games?

Because they think everyone in the huddle is talking about them.


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