The Best 6 Tweak Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tweak jokes. There are some tweak pics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tweak adjustment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tweak Jokes and Puns

My buddy told me he got laid off from his job reviewing vendors on eBay, Amazon, etc...

...so I said "Sorry to hear that, man. Let's go grab some meth and we'll tweak out to forget about it."

"Nah," he said. "I don't really feel like it."

"Come on," I urged. "A little crystal will do you good."

"I don't know..." he mumbled.

"Dude, let's get cranked already!" I implored.

"All right, man-- you fly, I'll buy!" he finally conceded.

Which just goes to show, if you want to pick up speed you've got to press on the ex seller rater.

Why do tweakers do it doggy-style?

So they can both look out the window.

You know why tweakers don't go to football games?

Because they think everyone in the huddle is talking about them.

Trump's new EPA chief just released a slight tweak to the EPA mission statement

The EPA is now switching gears from protecting the environment to protecting us from the environment.

"Tweaker" is not the politically correct way to refer to a person who appears to be one...

...they prefer to be called "Methican Americans"


What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tweak information jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tweak modification piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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